Wednesday, August 6, 2008


Top Ten Reasons Why Grandma J Isn’t Currently Dating Kelsey Grammer


1. Kelsey is busy on the talk show circuit.

2. Kelsey is in the hospital with heart palpitations

3. Kelsey isn't in Grandma J's cell phone "circle".

4. Aqua Aerobics isn’t Kelsey’s idea of “dating”

5. Grandma J’s emails are being hijacked by Kelsey’s jealous wife

6. Kelsey Grammer is too old for Grandma J.

7. Kelsey Grammer is too young for Grandma J

8. JJ scares the ”bee jeeses” out of Kelsey’s dog

9. Grandma J doesn’t want to cheat on Mel

And the number ten reason Grandma J isn't currently dating Kelsey grammer?........to be answered by Grandma J's friends

19 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 6, 2008 at 5:15 PM

    Well, I don't know why you need a reason not to date that goof ball. Mel yes, Kelsey, NO.

    Colin

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  2. UnknownAugust 6, 2008 at 5:56 PM

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  3. heartshapedhedgesAugust 6, 2008 at 6:20 PM

    He doesnt live in Texas, and long distance dating would require too many trips through that crazy little airport you've got.

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  4. Pleasing ProcrasinatorAugust 6, 2008 at 7:28 PM

    Because you would spend all of your time jet-setting and you would no longer have time to entertain and educate you bloggy friends.

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  5. KarenAugust 6, 2008 at 8:13 PM

    I think you have a boyfriend at the compound...no time for Kelsey. BTW his wife used to model nekked.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 6, 2008 at 8:22 PM

    Oh, so funny. You are a NUT.
    Love the chuckles. thanks.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 6, 2008 at 9:04 PM

    10. Because Grandma J talks in 3rd person and that creeps Kelsey out???

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  8. AnonymousAugust 6, 2008 at 9:45 PM

    b/c you're eloping with nick in charleston!! lol

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  9. MAugust 6, 2008 at 9:54 PM

    ...because he hasn't read her blog yet?

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  10. CathyAugust 6, 2008 at 11:32 PM

    Awww, just stick with Mel. Give the guy a chance..

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  11. UnknownAugust 6, 2008 at 11:40 PM

    oh boy, you guys are funny. BTW, I deleted a comment that wasn't in a language I knew. I put it in a translator, but I couldn't figure out which language I wanted to interpret. Sorry foreign guy!

    Cortney, Grandma J has to talk in the third person so she doesn't seem so one dimensional.

    Oh nick, I heart you, dude!

    Carol, yeah, Mel is a favorite of mine.

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  12. Lacking ProductivityAugust 7, 2008 at 8:55 AM

    I totally love this!

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  13. Caution/LisaAugust 7, 2008 at 9:25 AM

    Because if you got married you would become Grandma Grammer and that sounds odd.

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  14. The Dorsey BoysAugust 7, 2008 at 9:26 AM

    Seriously?! He seems too much like his Frasier character from Cheers. Besides, you have enough good ooking men in your life- the grandsons!

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  15. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 10:57 AM

    Kelsy does not have an Academy Award and is not good enough for Grandma J

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  16. jloAugust 7, 2008 at 11:14 AM

    Because Kelsey doesn't appreciate Big Brother like Grandma J does!!

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  17. AnonymousAugust 7, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    Date the guy floating in the pool with you---you have already seen him semi-nekkid. Do not date the guy looking like he might fall into the pool.

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  18. Pumpkin Delight (Kimberly)August 7, 2008 at 7:57 PM

    I like Cortney's and Nick's answer the best. Theirs made me forget my not as funny response. I am a bit creeped out about Mel Gibson though, really?

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  19. fooleryAugust 18, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    I think Caution Flag wins.

    I was gonna say, "Because if he's anything like the Kelsey Grammer who was the Grand Marshall of the Pioneer Days parade about 20 years ago, RUN." But I think he's cleaned up his act, so never mind.

    You crack me up, lady!

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