Thursday, February 26, 2009

Is This Thing On?



because I want to tell you a joke....because a serious dose of Grandma J two days in a row in unrealistic.

So, here's the joke

From a Married Woman

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went....

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said............


"What's for dinner, Batman?"

11 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh, that is horrible. Funny and true. But still horrible. ;0

Cortney said...

I'm doing a thing where you give up a little more each week, so for the last week it's just fruits, veggies, beans, and grains. I'm excited about it. Here's where I read about it if you are interested:

http://www.imby.net/easter/lent.html

Dawn said...

thanks for the laugh today!!

Treasia said...

Thanks for making me laugh out loud today. I loved it.

Anonymous said...

Nice tan. I can picture you in a batman costume.

Colin

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Yep. That's about right.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Thanks for the chuckle! You crack me up!

big hair envy said...

Sad. But true.

M said...

HA!
Response: Whatever you make Robin!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Hahaha..Thanks for the laugh.

Life with Kaishon said...

So freaking funny : ). Oh my gosh!