The incident reminded Grandma J that she was living in the wilderness, just one hundred yards from a major intrastate highway known as FM 2410. This has huge significance since FM stands for Farm to Market in Texas and other wilderness states.
Will all the excitement of wildlife fading
As she started to get dressed, she felt some itching in her chest area. Glancing inside her bra, revealed a colony of ants. Holy mother of all living things!
Grandma J, quickly
Being quick on her feet, she sprayed the inside of the drawer with Raid Flying Insect stuff, then emptied the draw with her hands, and sprayed the inside of the empty drawer with more Raid Flying Insect stuff.....because that's all she had.
Next, she shook out all the infested "delicates" and then put them in the wash, and Swiffered up the ants' remains.
Please don't pay any attention to the dust.....I Swiffered the whole room, and I have a couple good reasons for the huge amount of dust amidst the ant corpses.
1. Construction dust in the AC vents.
2. Hello? Did you forget about Grandma J's
After a productive visit to the mall, it was back home to box up some special purchases to ship to 1SG John in Iraq.