Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Amen, Dear Brother

On Sunday, Grandma J decided to bring Phillip Johnny Bob to the earliest Mass ever church at 7 A.M. because they serve breakfast burritos afterwards, and they beat the heck out of the donuts after the 9 A.M. Mass. Being a nice guy who wants to bond with Crab in the worst way.....PJB asked if Crab could come with us. Grandma J, who loves to volley between referring to herself in the first and third person the idea of inclusiveness, said sure, why not?

So it was off to church without incident.





Afterwards the Phil and Crab seemed to be getting along, and I could see that eating burritos attending church together was a good idea.






Until Crab went for PJB's throat!





Crab was made to ride shotgun where grandma J could keep an eye on him. But all this brings up other issues that could be contributing to Crab's behavioral problems because I don't think most crabs live in Texas attack bears.

There are some ideas coming down the pike, or since we don't live near a pike, the cow trail. By ideas, Grandma J means a contest...a contest with a super gift.

Check back tomorrow for the details, and how you can be the big winner of the best contest ever. By ever, Grandma J means the best contest ever sponsored by her..



17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for a contest because the solution seems to be a divine intervention for crab. In other words, and exorcism.

Colin

Deb said...

I always laugh out loud when I read your blog! You are soooooo funny!

Karen Deborah said...

oooooo whatcha got huh? ok I'll be back

Linda said...

Okay, I'll be back!

Living on the Spit said...

You always can make me laugh!!! I just love that about you. Phil told me to tell you that he really misses you...I do too.

Jen said...

I think crab needs to go to the confessional!
I'll be back for the contest...I sure hope it doesn't involve mathematics.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I can't wait to see what it is!! In the meantime, put a few rubber bands on the crabs claws to protect PJB. Gosh, if crab acts like that after church, I would hate to see what he does on a bad day!!!

Daryl said...
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Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Sounds like ole Crab didn't listen to the part of the sermon about brotherly love!

I hope I get back to your blog tomorrow. I'm so inconsistent not having my own internet and all.

Happy Tuesday! Blessings, Cassie (using my dogs blog)

Pearl said...

I tell you, I don't like the look on that crab's face!

Pearl

HalfAsstic.com said...

OHMIGAWD! Quick, watch out! It looks like you're in oncoming traffic in that picture, Grandma J! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Whew! Glad you survived that! I was asceered.
And please, watch that crab! He has shifty, beady little eyes and doesn't strike me as honest. I'd hate to see PJB get hurt by him.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

OH that insolent crab! Behaves just like his cousins those pesky fiddlers. I'd put him in solitary confinement in the bathtub for a day or so as punishment, although not when yo'ure taking a bath, of course.

Don't close the contest down before I get home from work tomorrow night...sometimes I can't get on here until late and I don't want to miss anything.

loxandlo said...

Oh, heck, I'm not sure how much I care about crab or bear (They get to drive around with Grandma J even if it is too early) but if I could win a breakfast burrito than I'm in.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Put that crab in a net if he hurts my baby!
You crack me you GJ! I can hardly wait!

Anonymous said...

Ha...I guess you do read your comments :)

Back to work today...looks like I have a cute bunch of....well, I can't call them what I used to because it is politically incorrect.

Happy Tuesday!

Pat Jenkins said...

your nameless crab grandma j must not of listened to sunday's message of love thy neighbor!

Life with Kaishon said...

You are so creative : ).
Phillip Johnny Bob looks SO nice in his fancy clothes. I love that guy! I mean bear. I love that bear!