Saturday, October 3, 2009

If I Tickle You.....
.....will you giggle?





Ok, so instead, I'll share a cute joke someone sent me......


The first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.


"Is it wine?" she guessed.


"No," the boy replied.


She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"


"No," said the little boy........
. . . .


. . . .

. . . .

"It's a puppy"



OK....all together........EWWWWWWW!

10 comments:

Tabitha@ichoosebliss said...

Ewwww and LOL!!!!!!

The Incredible Woody said...

LMAO!!!

The Incredible Woody said...

Doesn't say much for the wine and champagne she had been drinking;)

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Priceless GJ! Hope you are enjoying your week end!
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Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

EOh yes, if you tickle I'm guaranteed to laugh. Every time I come here I'm tickled.

CB Mother and CB Children have been conversing at length on the topic of animal urine. WE don't have much to do around here, so I'll spare you the details.

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh SO funny : )

Living on the Spit said...

I just love your sense of humor!! That was so funny.

Phil calls me "Tiggles"...a combination of Tickle and Giggles...he has been calling me that for years!!!

Anonymous said...

...now that's funny!

Happy Sunday!
lMnop

Grandma J said...

LMnop, I was thinking of you when I posted this! I miss your blog, and you too of course. Hope all is well. :)

Pat Jenkins said...

booo... he he...