Saturday, March 19, 2011

Boo, it’s me… Grandma J

OK, so most of you are saying  who the heck is Grandma J, and why should I give a rat’s arse care?  Then there are a couple of you like  The Pioneer Woman my blisters who haven’t totally given up on this blog of mine.  I can only guess why they have stood by patiently waiting.  After wracking my two remaining brain cells, I think it’s one of the following reasons…

  1. They started a pool, betting on the duration of her sabbatical.
  2. Rumors of her body’s Extreme Makeover peaked their curiosity.
  3. They would run into her on Facebook and didn’t really care if she blogged or not, just as long as they could beat her at Bejeweled Blitz.
  4. They heard rumors that she ran off with Charlie Sheen, and were hoping she’d let him use her blog to reach the masses.
  5. They still love her.Red heart

No matter what the reason….Grandma J is back.   Yes, it’s been nine months since her last post, and she’s got plenty to tell you.   So, sit back and be patient while she searches her blogging memory on how to make stuff up post.


28 comments:

Life with Kaishon said...

I just screamed when I saw your name in my sidebar! I was SO happy! Especially happy to hear you are one of Charlie Sheen's girls. Now give us every detail!

Welcome back. Welcome back. WELCOME BACK. I love you : ) For real.

PS I used to play bejeweled day and night but then I discovered fruit ninja. Have you heard of it? DO NOT TRY IT! It is the most addicting game ever! Seriously! I say hiiiiii yaaaaa in my sleep!

PSS I am sending Gary a text at work to tell him you are back : ) He is going to be excited!

Elm said...

Well, guess what Grandma J- I'm back too! If you remember I disappeared almost 2 years ago. I had a baby! I saw that you stopped posting, but I'm glad you're coming back, too!

P.S. If the Charlie Sheen rumor is true, please get away from him before it's too late!

Cortney said...

YES! I am soooooo glad that you are back!

meg said...

Number 5! You'll become accustomed to the water temp.

Linda said...

Yea, I'm among the masses that are glad you are back! Boy, we have missed you! Now, tell us all what you've been up to!

loxandlo said...

About time, I say! I knew you would get bored sometime just talking to JJ. He's smart but not so communicative.

hollywood said...

I know I am your #3 nemesis...haha and the Charlie Sheen thing, next time he is on The Today Show, please go on with him. Someone needs to be in charge! :)

M said...

....and I thought it was because the Rangers lost!

Happy Saturday in blogland :)

Grandma J said...

loxandlo, and Hollywood, it's a good feeling but there is not much to blog about ever since JJ took over my laptop with his FB.

Ellen said...

Welcome back Kotter! We missed you.

Daisy said...

Hurray! Grandma J is back! So good to see you blogging again! :D

Karen Deborah said...

Your on FB? I wanta be yer friend, I have been worried about you. I thought to myself, what the heck is wrong with JJ? Aint there no good movies or BAD movies to yak about? Did she really hurt her back? What the heck happened?
That woman could gab with the best of us and then she jes dropped off the face of the earth! I kid you not I lost sleep! and now that I know yer alive I'm comin over there!!!! And yeah..You dunna wanta know!!!!

I'm so glad you showed up on my side bar. If I wasn't so fat and decrepit I'd do a cartwheel. A cartwheel attempt might put me in the hospital.

Good GAH GJ I'm so glad to hear ya!!!!!!

Karen Deborah said...

ps #5 dad gum it!!!

Anonymous said...

So glad you are back!!!! Facebook is ok, but I have missed your updates more than I can say.

Postcard Cindy

Mildred said...

I am so very HAPPY to hear from you. Welcome back friend. Mildred

jojo said...

I've heard rumors and stories about the great Grandma J, now I can see for myself, ha! Happy you are back...

Betsy from Tennessee said...

WOW---Welcome Back, Grandma J.... I have missed you...

What a funny post --especially the one about Charlie Sheen.... GADS!!!!! ha ha

WELL---I'm anxious to hear what's been going on the last nine months....
Hugs,
Betsy

Anonymous said...

OHHHHHHH Grandmaj...Weeee I nearly fell of my chair. LOL I have never stopped popping in to check if you were here.. WELCOME BACK !!! We missed you. :) How is PJB and JJ???
Susan in TX

Deb said...

Hey girl! Welcome back...always love reading your blog...and yes, we still love you.
Now maybe I'll get my butt back over to Drivin 55...

MP said...

:-) It's like riding a bike xoxox

Busy Bee Suz said...

Nine months?
So, were you giving birth??
Where is the BABY?????
xo

TSannie said...

Welcome back! You've been missed!

Daryl said...

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

GJ!!! welcome back GF! I need to do the same.
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Anonymous said...

What a thrill and a delight to have Grandma J back where she belongs! This is the best news I've had in a long time! Yayyyyy!!!

Karen B.

Jason, as himself said...

HA! I was wondering, and wondering, and wondering!

And now, here you are, just like old times.

Welcome back. And I can see that it has taken me a few days to figure this all out....

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

WooHoo!! I'm only 10 days late in discovering that you are back (which is still a LOT better than 9months!!). So glad...I would check in periodically ~ I was sure when you hurt your back that it must have ended up killing you. Thank the Lord that didn't happen. Welcome Back Grandma J!!! Welcome back.

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

That last post was from me, Cassie...for some reason I can't get out of my dogs blog. Oh well. I'm really still at:

inamazinggraceland.blogspot.com