Saturday, March 19, 2011

Boo, it’s me… Grandma J

OK, so most of you are saying  who the heck is Grandma J, and why should I give a rat’s arse care?  Then there are a couple of you like  The Pioneer Woman my blisters who haven’t totally given up on this blog of mine.  I can only guess why they have stood by patiently waiting.  After wracking my two remaining brain cells, I think it’s one of the following reasons…

  1. They started a pool, betting on the duration of her sabbatical.
  2. Rumors of her body’s Extreme Makeover peaked their curiosity.
  3. They would run into her on Facebook and didn’t really care if she blogged or not, just as long as they could beat her at Bejeweled Blitz.
  4. They heard rumors that she ran off with Charlie Sheen, and were hoping she’d let him use her blog to reach the masses.
  5. They still love her.Red heart

No matter what the reason….Grandma J is back.   Yes, it’s been nine months since her last post, and she’s got plenty to tell you.   So, sit back and be patient while she searches her blogging memory on how to make stuff up post.


28 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 19, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    I just screamed when I saw your name in my sidebar! I was SO happy! Especially happy to hear you are one of Charlie Sheen's girls. Now give us every detail!

    Welcome back. Welcome back. WELCOME BACK. I love you : ) For real.

    PS I used to play bejeweled day and night but then I discovered fruit ninja. Have you heard of it? DO NOT TRY IT! It is the most addicting game ever! Seriously! I say hiiiiii yaaaaa in my sleep!

    PSS I am sending Gary a text at work to tell him you are back : ) He is going to be excited!

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  2. ElmMarch 19, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Well, guess what Grandma J- I'm back too! If you remember I disappeared almost 2 years ago. I had a baby! I saw that you stopped posting, but I'm glad you're coming back, too!

    P.S. If the Charlie Sheen rumor is true, please get away from him before it's too late!

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    YES! I am soooooo glad that you are back!

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  4. megMarch 19, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Number 5! You'll become accustomed to the water temp.

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  5. LindaMarch 19, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    Yea, I'm among the masses that are glad you are back! Boy, we have missed you! Now, tell us all what you've been up to!

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  6. loxandloMarch 19, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    About time, I say! I knew you would get bored sometime just talking to JJ. He's smart but not so communicative.

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  7. hollywoodMarch 19, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    I know I am your #3 nemesis...haha and the Charlie Sheen thing, next time he is on The Today Show, please go on with him. Someone needs to be in charge! :)

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  8. MMarch 19, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    ....and I thought it was because the Rangers lost!

    Happy Saturday in blogland :)

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  9. UnknownMarch 19, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    loxandlo, and Hollywood, it's a good feeling but there is not much to blog about ever since JJ took over my laptop with his FB.

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  10. EllenMarch 19, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Welcome back Kotter! We missed you.

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  11. ConnieMarch 19, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Hurray! Grandma J is back! So good to see you blogging again! :D

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  12. Karen DeborahMarch 19, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Your on FB? I wanta be yer friend, I have been worried about you. I thought to myself, what the heck is wrong with JJ? Aint there no good movies or BAD movies to yak about? Did she really hurt her back? What the heck happened?
    That woman could gab with the best of us and then she jes dropped off the face of the earth! I kid you not I lost sleep! and now that I know yer alive I'm comin over there!!!! And yeah..You dunna wanta know!!!!

    I'm so glad you showed up on my side bar. If I wasn't so fat and decrepit I'd do a cartwheel. A cartwheel attempt might put me in the hospital.

    Good GAH GJ I'm so glad to hear ya!!!!!!

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  13. Karen DeborahMarch 19, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    ps #5 dad gum it!!!

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  14. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    So glad you are back!!!! Facebook is ok, but I have missed your updates more than I can say.

    Postcard Cindy

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  15. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I am so very HAPPY to hear from you. Welcome back friend. Mildred

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  16. joanneMarch 19, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    I've heard rumors and stories about the great Grandma J, now I can see for myself, ha! Happy you are back...

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  17. Betsy Banks AdamsMarch 19, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    WOW---Welcome Back, Grandma J.... I have missed you...

    What a funny post --especially the one about Charlie Sheen.... GADS!!!!! ha ha

    WELL---I'm anxious to hear what's been going on the last nine months....
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  18. AnonymousMarch 19, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    OHHHHHHH Grandmaj...Weeee I nearly fell of my chair. LOL I have never stopped popping in to check if you were here.. WELCOME BACK !!! We missed you. :) How is PJB and JJ???
    Susan in TX

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  19. DebMarch 20, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    Hey girl! Welcome back...always love reading your blog...and yes, we still love you.
    Now maybe I'll get my butt back over to Drivin 55...

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  20. MPMarch 20, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    :-) It's like riding a bike xoxox

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  21. Busy Bee SuzMarch 20, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Nine months?
    So, were you giving birth??
    Where is the BABY?????
    xo

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  22. abbMarch 21, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    Welcome back! You've been missed!

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  23. DarylMarch 21, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades.March 21, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    GJ!!! welcome back GF! I need to do the same.
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  25. AnonymousMarch 22, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    What a thrill and a delight to have Grandma J back where she belongs! This is the best news I've had in a long time! Yayyyyy!!!

    Karen B.

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  26. Jason, as himselfMarch 24, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    HA! I was wondering, and wondering, and wondering!

    And now, here you are, just like old times.

    Welcome back. And I can see that it has taken me a few days to figure this all out....

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  27. Baby Rocket Dog and HootieMarch 29, 2011 at 3:15 AM

    WooHoo!! I'm only 10 days late in discovering that you are back (which is still a LOT better than 9months!!). So glad...I would check in periodically ~ I was sure when you hurt your back that it must have ended up killing you. Thank the Lord that didn't happen. Welcome Back Grandma J!!! Welcome back.

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  28. Baby Rocket Dog and HootieMarch 29, 2011 at 3:16 AM

    That last post was from me, Cassie...for some reason I can't get out of my dogs blog. Oh well. I'm really still at:

    inamazinggraceland.blogspot.com

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