Illusions & Delusions: can you cha cha?

I don't usually watch Dancing With The Stars with any consistency or real interest. But, since I had nothing better to do, and it was the season premier, I decided to give it a shot. Besides, even though none of the men are "star" quality, I noticed Kristi Yamaguchi and Priscilla Presley were competing, and they were famous.


So this is the first guy that graces the dance floor.So, it's Penn and Kym doing a cha-cha. Actually it doesn't matter because Penn is going to do a disappearing act real soon. By the way, has anyone heard of this magician before now? I mean magicians are like Siegfried and Roy, Houdini or Mr. Rogers.



I don't really know this next guy.
Except he is from Chili (he pronounces it Chee.LAY), and his name is Cristian (he pronounces it Crees.tee.AWN). He is a hot Latino, and he KNOWS IT. I get that impression because he loves the camera, and, during rehearsals he does the "wet finger, touch the ass, sizzle" thing A LOT. He can dance, but the ego just might be his downfall...that's all I'm saying.



So, we come to this next Adam.I do remember Adam from the Jimmy Kimmel show. Not that I'm a regular viewer because I don't stay up that late...well, I do now because of Big Brother After Dark on SHO2...that's a whole different post. Anyway, Adam isn't much of a dancer, and the judges don't like his sense of humor. I would like to see him stick around a bit, just to amuse me.

So my last candidate is.

Yep, it's Mario. You don't know Mario?? GET.OUT!! He is a Grammy Award Winning R&B star. To me it looked more like HipHop with a little Rap. He is an excellent dancer, but he is a professional too. At least I consider him professional since he dances on his music videos. So, Mario, Baby! You won't ever get my vote. I will enjoy watching him dance, but he can't win.

Tonight is the women.....they were sitting on the sidelines last night and I think Kristi will be right up there with her experience skating. Priscilla Presley looks like she should be in a wax museum somewhere with her flawless smooth, not so natural complexion. I know, I'm nothing if I'm not catty.

**Oh, yeah, just so you can appreciate my dedication to this blogging stuff......there were flash flood and tornado watches in affect, can you see it on the TV? These are not the same as the old "Storm Watch '08" that California gets when 1/2 inch of rain falls. No sir, these are the real deal.