Monday, January 5, 2009
REJECTED STATE MOTTOS
Literacy ain't everything
Come, freeze your butt off
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
Where family trees don't have branches
As seen on TV
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
Way too close to New York
So close to Washington you can smell it
Senior citizen discounts available
Confederate money welcome
Come, get lai-ed
Land of a billion "eyes"
Land of the voting dead
Two billion years, tidal wave free
Just east of Omaha
Ya want flat, we got flat
Tobacco is a vegetable
Swim the beautiful Bayou
You can spit on Canada from here
If you can dream it, we can tax it
Our taxes are lower than Sweden's
Land of the free, home of the Buick
10,000 Lakes, 10,000,000,000 mosquitos
We're lucky we can spell it
Here's mine, Show Me yours
Land of the Big Sky, and very little else
Ask about our state motto contest
We have our own nuclear testing site
Like Old Hampshire, only newer
You have the right to an attorney...
Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
Like we CARE about a motto
We're cheaper by the carton
The OTHER South Dakota
Don't judge us by Cleveland
We're OK, you're NOT!
As pretty as California but not as weird
Cook with coal
Size ain't everything
Just south of North Carolina
Closer than North Dakota
Thank goodness we've still got Elvis
Si Hablo Ingles
Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
Home of the CIA, but we're not supposed to know that.
We like our state, so STAY OUT!
Wanna be Mayor?
Where "family values" has a different meaning
Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
copied from here
Do you know your State's real motto? State bird? State flower?