Saturday, February 21, 2009


GOOGLE ME NEEDY



Big Hair Envy did this cute little exercise that she found on Facebook....I stole it from her because I'm good at that...and I don't do Facebook. I know, shame on Grandma J! Anyway here's how it works:

You put your first name, followed by the word "needs" in the Google Search, and post the first ten things that pop up. Thank you Rebeckah for explaining it to me.

So here goes......

1. Grandma J needs....help (some of my friends can tell you this.. you don't need to google it). It said all that...Google knows my friends?

2. Grandma J needs....to get her head out her ar*e! Tell me something new, and Rebeckah, you weren't joking!

3. Grandma J needs....a Man. Please God, haven't I suffered enough? :)

4. Grandma J needs....a new piece of equipment. Oh goodie, I see a Roomba in my future!

5. Grandma J needs....to research the presidential oath. Will I be taking it anytime soon?

6. Grandma J needs....to exercise caution. Or just plain exercise.

7. Grandma J needs....some fashion tips. Are you kidding? I need a full makeover.

8. Grandma J needs....to mourn for 100 days. Umm, that would be lent x 2.5
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9. Grandma J needs....needs a plastic surgery intervention. Is that cheaper that the whole enchilada?

10. Grandma J needs....to be thinking outside the box. Hellooooo, I moved to Texas, didn't I?


Now that was a lot of fun! Go ahead and try it!



14 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

I love this...I may try it too, but I am a bit scared!!! Yours made me laugh!!!
"Thinking outside the box"...don't they know you at google???

Treasia said...

boy Grandma J you're an awfully needy woman. LOL. I loved reading yours.

Mental P Mama said...

These were good ones;)

Anonymous said...

janet said...
Asking Grandma J again - Why do we hear "I win" when we open your web page? I sure hope that you somehow make a lot of money off that, because my boss doesn't seem to appreciate it!

Living on the Spit said...

Mine said, Marlene needs Prozac...yeah, well that's a no brainer there!

Thanks so much for stopping by and wishing me a Happy Birthday...it was so sweet of you to think about me and I really appreciated it. I will be back to visit soon.

M said...

Ha! I did this a while back and all I get is a "little lamb!" Must be the spelling...that and a tankless water heater...off to prime my hallway.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

My list looks very, very similar...I wonder if we have the same name....

Grandma J said...

I see no one was surprise by my needs.

Janet, The "I win" is the game at the bottom of my page. I can't control the audio on it, and there are two readers who are hooked on it so I leave it there. Tell you boss I said shame on her on several levels...just the fact that you are working on Saturday, with no headset, and she has no appreciation for multi tasking...which is what you are doing when you read blogs :))

I don't make one red cent off of my blog...nope, no ads, no gratuities. Who would pay?

Grandma J said...

Marey, I don't know where your lamb is, but I'd love a tankless water heater. My son has one and it's wonderful to stand under a nice hot shower without feeling guilty using so much hot water. It's also a great way to lower your electric bill.

CBW...what a coincidence!!! We both need a man! LOLOLOLOL

Life with Kaishon said...

Plastic surgery intervention huh? I always thought you looked a little TOO perfect to be all natural. All those 'trips' to visit the grandchildren are really plastic surgeries, aren't they? You can trick me any longer!

Very funny : ).

Nick said...

i did mine and its too funny....the second listing was "nick needs a poo" LOL i miss you nana J...i need to plan a trip to texas soon!!
xoxox
nick

Busy Bee Suz said...

grandma J- YOu are a good girl, with all the reducing of your carbon foot print. I agree, that the rechargables only last so long...but I am addicted to the thought of them. Cloth napkins are great....that is a change I have not made yet...I may do that soon. I don't use paper towels to clean...only old rags. (old rags are the clothes I wore so long, they have holes in them :))

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Yours were fun. I 'needed' FaceBook and a new home:) LOL.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I love this! Mine will be coming soon! You are not alone~ I am not a Facebook fan either! And I like it that way =)