GOOGLE ME NEEDY



Big Hair Envy did this cute little exercise that she found on Facebook....I stole it from her because I'm good at that...and I don't do Facebook. I know, shame on Grandma J! Anyway here's how it works:

You put your first name, followed by the word "needs" in the Google Search, and post the first ten things that pop up. Thank you Rebeckah for explaining it to me.

So here goes......

1. Grandma J needs....help (some of my friends can tell you this.. you don't need to google it). It said all that...Google knows my friends?

2. Grandma J needs....to get her head out her ar*e! Tell me something new, and Rebeckah, you weren't joking!

3. Grandma J needs....a Man. Please God, haven't I suffered enough? :)

4. Grandma J needs....a new piece of equipment. Oh goodie, I see a Roomba in my future!

5. Grandma J needs....to research the presidential oath. Will I be taking it anytime soon?

6. Grandma J needs....to exercise caution. Or just plain exercise.

7. Grandma J needs....some fashion tips. Are you kidding? I need a full makeover.

8. Grandma J needs....to mourn for 100 days. Umm, that would be lent x 2.5 .

9. Grandma J needs....needs a plastic surgery intervention. Is that cheaper that the whole enchilada?

10. Grandma J needs....to be thinking outside the box. Hellooooo, I moved to Texas, didn't I?

Now that was a lot of fun! Go ahead and try it!

OBSERVATIONS, ANSWERS & TIPS
as requested, hinted at, or maybe I just want to share.

First and foremost, one of my readers asked me about Dr. Bob. Most of you know about my unfortunate accident involving my pinky finger and surrounding area.

Well, I went to see one of the best Orthopedic Surgeons in all of the world, because he was highly recommended, and I checked references and found a blog with a whole lot of chatter about Dr. Bob. They squeezed me in last Thursday, because my daughter referred me, and everyone knows that my middle daughter has major connections. Just saying.

The waiting room had at least twenty people in it, and I dreaded the wait. Lots of casts and braces. To my surprise, the staff worked like a well oiled machine. I had ex rays, and saw Dr. Bob in record time. He said the injury wasn't a fracture after all, like the regular doctor said. He did say it was "injured" and needed two units of time to heal. He explained that one unit of time is six weeks, two units of time is three months. He went on to say that Mother Nature makes the rules, not him, and the fact that Mother Nature is a woman, that should be enough explanation.

So, there you have it, all my faithful readers who sent me cards and well wishes
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I was reading another blog today, and she addressed the stats on her site meter. Funny, I often look at mine to see when my readers stop by. The ones that come via Google are interesting. Usually they Google a popular product they've seen on TV , and end up with my post on the product. Some actually use Google search to get to my site. I find it interesting that the same people Google me everyday. I'm not talking about my Public Servant Lurkers who might be too paranoid to put me in their "favorites" either.

So, others? If you insist on Googling my site for whatever reason, here's a shortcut you may not know about.


When you enter "ask grandma j", just click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"....because you really are! That will open my website.....Of course you can leave a comment if you love me found that helpful.
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Now, I want to say a few things about as seen on TV. Some of you know about my experience with the ShamWow. Well, I've been following her purchase of the Debbie Meyer's Green Bags. The jury is still out on the Green Bags, so I will be checking to see how well they worked. Another product I was curious about was this: Aqua Watering Globes. Don't these look interesting? They are pretty too! I thought perhaps there might be a cheaper way of getting the same results without the ritzy, light reflecting glass globes. So I checked out these:

I guess the four pretty glass Aqua Globes are cheaper than one Turkey baster.