Sunday, February 1, 2009

Yet Another Grandma J Tutorial

This is an extremely important lesson that I want to share with you. It's so important that parents will be contacting Grandma J to ask her to never attempt to correspond with their children.

Shall we start?

When picking out a birthday card for a six year old girl....who happens to be special, and also happens to be your granddaughter...please follow these rules.

1. Make sure it's pretty and sweet. Maybe pink with some glitter.


2. Find one that reflects the personality of the little princess.


3. Check out those musical cards because six year old girls love a snappy tune to play when they open the card.

*** noted experience: After going to several stores CVS, with no time to spare, I grew frustrated that they didn't have any of the High School Musical, Hannah Banana, or Jonah's Brothers cards.....but, I found a cute card.



5. Here's an example of a cute card with a snappy tune...Sugar Sugar by the Archie's!

6. Pay for the card.

7. Borrow a pen from the cashier and sign the card adding "hugs and kisses".

8. Stuff the card with cash, stick it in the envelope and seal it.

9. Give it to the little princess in a festive setting full of young girls, pretending acting lady-like. You know, somewhere like The American Girl Store Cafe.

10. Be sure her mom reads the inside sentiment REALLY LOUD so everyone can hear.

....to be continued.....and don't you just hate it when people do that??

12 comments:

Keeper Of All Things said...

LMAO!!!!!!!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

This is HILARIOUS. Can you hear me laughing? I can't stop.

Grandma Deluxe has taken grandmothering to an all new level.

The Incredible Woody said...

HA - Too funny!!

My Metabolic Rate is Stuck said...

So at what point did you crawl under the table? It's even funnier that the mother read it aloud....not skipping certain parts!
I feel for you right now!But it is FUNNY!!

Katrine said...

So funny! Happy Birthday to your grandaughter!

M said...

Oh now that's a card you don't see everyday! Ooops....

Mental P Mama said...

Oopsie.

Busy Bee Suz said...

hahahahahah....you are too funny.
I love that you shared that offensive card with us....fyi, my girls would have peed their pants if they got it...from laughing!!!!

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh! That is SO funny. SO so SO funny. Made my day!

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Bwhaha..that's a keeper.

Jason, as himself said...

Yes! I'm waiting for the rest!

Mom on the Run said...

I tagged you on my blog. I think your posts are very creative.

Jill