Wednesday, February 24, 2010


Vancouver Olympics
the out takes




Due to the lack of  qualifying credentials funds and credibility with The Canadian Broadcasting Czar, a few up and coming stars on the US Olympic team didn't get any TV coverage.

Because she's a patriot and a stage mother sports enthusiast, Grandma J wants to share with you a few photos of one of the athletes in action.

It's our own Phillip Johnny Bob......who took it upon himself to carry the torch across the international border.  For the record, this wasn't the official torch....but let's not get all caught up in details.



Like most Olympians, PJB was all geared up for his big event, the taco eating contest,  highly dangerous luge.


With the  form of a true athlete, and the muscle tone of  a fried twinky the fittest of the fittest,  Phil barreled down the mountain in no time flat.




Unfortunately, Phillip Johnny Bob and his teammate Crusty were disqualified during the doubles.   Crusty didn't think he had to wear any protective safety gear....due to the fact that he WAS MADE out of ironclad protective gear.




After all was said and done, is anyone surprised that PJB walked away with an Olympic Gold Metal despite all his challenges?   I didn't think so!



18 comments:

Daryl said...

Brilliant .. I laughed and coughed (damn tickle better be gone before July) my through that post ..

Mental P Mama said...

I think he deserves a platinum medal....

Karen Deborah said...

Very cute post. Glad your in the spirit of things, and a bit more entertaining too.

Deb said...

You are soooo very funny! OMG!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Always a winner in my book. What a team!
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big hair envy said...

Dream Team???

LOVE this!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I love it.
So, the summer games...syncronized swimming?

Daisy said...

HA HA HA! PJB's bobsled looks a little like a cookie sheet! Is that regulation equipment? HA! Thanks for the laugh, Grandma J. Congrats to PJB on his gold medal! :D

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

O.
M.
G.

If a human being can POSSIBLY look at the second and third photos and not bust a gut, there is something seriously wrong.

You are too cool for school, Grandma J. And extremely creative!

I see that PJB grew some teeth there in the last photo just so he could smile for the camera, which makes me die laughing even more.

Bravo, Grandma J., bravo.

Jen said...

LOL!!!!!!
Were you snowed in today with too much time on your hands?

M said...

Does he play hockey too?
lMnop

HalfAsstic.com said...

Are you kidding me?! Crusty didn't win anything???
I demand a recount! ;-)

Life with Kaishon said...

I just LOVE your creativity! And of course I love Phillip Johnny Bob : ) I am not surprised at all that he got a gold medal!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Ok, yes, I see that's a tongue, but I still think it looks like rodent teeth. Oh, and I still think it's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

PJB and Crusty are fearless! This is almost as exciting as the U.S. defeating the Canadians in Hockey (don't tell my hubby I said that). I've had so much fun these last two weeks watching the Olympics. I'm sad they're nearly over.

Karen B.

blunoz said...

That's really cute. :-) Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. Congrats on Post of the week.

Land of shimp said...

That was marvelously silly and cheerful. I adored it :-) Thank you so much for taking the time to give the Teddy Olympics some coverage!

Bakeware as sports gear? Wheeeee!

TSannie said...

Giggles here...most deserving of Daryl's Post of the Week nomination!