Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Arnold Kiddy Chronicles

We've all had it up to here Grandma J puts her hand up to her eyes  with Arnold and his cheating heart.  But more and more stories of infidelity and love children keep surfacing.

The question being asked by dozens of children across the universe is, Whose my daddy?

According to the Daily Mail,  there's a plethora of women coming out of the woodwork. 
Mildred Baena isn't the only one who betrayed Maria's trust  with Arnold.  There is plenty of documentation coming down the pike.

Do you know anyone besides Barney,  Mr. Greenjeans, and the Chick.fil.a Cow who spends more time with kids climbing all over him than Arnold?

It wasn't all bedtime stories and ice cream.  After all, Arnold was  appointed to President's Council on Physical Fitness and Sports, and traveled to schools to partake in hula hoop competitions.

Luckily for Arnold, half of the world is fixated on the Casey Anthony trial on HLN, and the other halve could care less.

xoxo Grandma J


Life with Kaishon said...

Only you could do a summary such as this : )
You rocked it out of the park...just like always.
Hey, you were in California around the time this was all taking place...are you one of his hidden lovers? Give it up Grandma J!

Anonymous said...

I loved K-Cop when it came out. I loath this man! Not only did he squash our state into the ground, he was a cheating jerk. I have no tolerance for that!

(Pumpkin Delight, for some reason blogger is not letting me log in on anyone else's site!)

Grandma J said...

I cringe at the sight of him, Pumpkin, and I also have a problem posting comments.

Daisy said...

It's a sad situation, indeed.

Mark said...

Men are pigs. That said, I've always been a sucker for a hunky Austrian.
Your Friend, m.
p.s. if you are having problem leaving comments,you must first be signed in to your own blog and that will allow you to leave comments on other blogs. I just found this out. m.

Busy Bee Suz said...

He is not a nice man.
I imagine he said: "I'll be back" to all of his love children.
I had a dream last night that I was preggo...perhaps it was by him???

Mental P Mama said...

He was always gross to me.

Daryl said...

The Sperminator!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Cheating Ba$turd! I hope he pays out the nose!

Anonymous said...

Hold your hats on because I heard through the rumor mill that the steroid king has up to six love babies out there.


Jen said...

Hasta la vista, Arnold!