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Phllip Johnny Bob

It's been a while since Grandma J let PJB dabble with her cooking utensils.  Remember what a total fiasco it was the last time?  But PJB said he was jealous of Margaret hanging out in the kitchen wanted to  help out around the house so Grandma J could drink martinis rest her bum knee. 

Grandma J said....awe,  :::sigh:::

 

Phillip Johnny Bob was working away for the longest time all by himself in the kitchen.   He had given Grandma J strict orders to stay out.    But, after a while, things seemed awfully quite.....too quite.

When she looked in on PJB, he was studying a poultry recipe.    Wait.....a poultry recipe??  

Grandma J looked around and noticed Margaret was no where in sight.   She asked PJB if he had seen her.

 He looked at Grandma J with that deer in the headlights, glazed over look.   The look that means trouble.  She asked him again if he had seen Margaret.   He said he wasn't sure.......

Then, out of the the blue, Grandma J heard a squalk........

The oven was on, and the was a strange shadow in the door window.  It was not a chicken casserole......

Grandma J opened the oven door and there she was....Margaret!

Poor thing was so glad Grandma J came to save her.   But before she could scold PJB, he asked her why she ruined his surprise dinner.   First Crusty, now Margaret.....maybe Phil wasn't meant to be a chef.