because I want to tell you a joke....because a serious dose of Grandma J two days in a row in unrealistic.
So, here's the joke
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went....
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said............
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
11 comments:
Oh, that is horrible. Funny and true. But still horrible. ;0
I'm doing a thing where you give up a little more each week, so for the last week it's just fruits, veggies, beans, and grains. I'm excited about it. Here's where I read about it if you are interested:
http://www.imby.net/easter/lent.html
thanks for the laugh today!!
Thanks for making me laugh out loud today. I loved it.
Nice tan. I can picture you in a batman costume.
Colin
Yep. That's about right.
Thanks for the chuckle! You crack me up!
Sad. But true.
HA!
Response: Whatever you make Robin!
Hahaha..Thanks for the laugh.
So freaking funny : ). Oh my gosh!
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