Tuesday, March 3, 2009

YOO HOO, I'm Back

My doctor's visit was pretty routine. You know...the usual get your vitals taken, then follow the nurse to door number three. Remember, this is a new doctor for me, my fourth...and not the one I expected.


After listening to my boobs heart, he went over my meds, and left.

That freed up my day enough that I could go shopping. I bought a new Fossil Purse, and then headed on out to one of my favorite stores..

Bed Bath and Beyond, again. There is one thing that drives me crazy, and this is where I go absolutely insane...



....when I see stuff like this. Please God, what is it about Texas? I mean they don't have an ocean, or mountains or Mickey Mouse!



You would never see this in a store...anywhere....ever!



So I bought this! And if I can stomach it, I will watch the second night of "After The Rose" while I sand exfoliate my mustache. Maybe someone will shoot Jason, or at least hurt him so we can watch him cry like a little girl again.

18 comments:

Linda said...

I got one of these blankets for my b'dy! Glad your Dr. appt is over.

Mental P Mama said...

I would say that your day was a smashing success;) That Jason needs some acting lessons. You know, where they teach him to cry with real tears. I starting watching this three weeks ago, and I am never watching again. Happy sanding;)

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Love the 'In & Out' appointments.
I am a purse junkie and Fossil is one of my favs.
Sounds like you had a wonderful day.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad to see you changed your clothes after the doctor's visit. Is that the Fossil purse?

Colin

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

It looks like the doc got an earful, that's for sure.

Now, about that "stuff" and the hatchet in your grocery cart.....

Unknown said...

I watched it last night just so I could comment educatedly on Pumpkin Delights post : ).

Kaish sees the commercial for Snuggli's and he goes around sounding like the informercial. He just thinks they are the COOLEST. I love that kid.

Most of all, I love that you can exfoliate your mustache away. What a beautiful thing : ).

Unknown said...

PS That bedspread is horrific. What in the world...

M said...

Maybe the spread with the California bear...you know the one on the CA flag? But good heavens...kinda like TX shape pretzles, what the heck!

My CA teaching credential is on ly good in TX after I take a TX history class!

...I cracked up at your Dr. pic!!

Anonymous said...

After reading the reviews today I'm glad I didn't spend any time watching Jason. He sounds a perfect wretch.

heartshapedhedges said...

Was there another Bachelor thing on tonight? RiDunkYOULUS! Jason has been in love tooo man;y times in the past few years, hardly seems like a dad ready to settle down.

As for that Snuggli....is it not just a robe, put on backwards?

Just signed up a new Chocolatier in TX....Im rockin the southwest!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I'm going Friday for the yearly smashogram and coochie check. Can hardly wait and if my Dr puts her head on my chest like that I will slap the poop out of her! Can I borrow that snuggli?

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh. I want to come and spend a day with you...I will laugh away many calories!!!
The DR. is not supposed to listen to your boob...or do yours make noises? That could be a different DR. all together...
Those sheets are super tacky. I want them.
Enjoy your snuggie.
I did not see the Rose thingy last night...forgot all about it...did he cry like a girl???

Jean said...

Those snuggy things are fabulous! Hope you enjoy yours - I'm buying more for next Christmas. Glad the doctor's visit went smoothly and no unusual things pop up!

I Am Woody said...

In Tennessee, we may not have bedspreads with a picture of the state but there are plenty that are orange and white for University of Tennessee fans!!

Keeper Of All Things said...

I might have had to stake out the store just to see who is buying these gwad alful bedspreads!!!

Anonymous said...

You are a funny girl with some crazy Photoshop skills. I can't wait to hear your review of the Snugglie!

Treasia Stepp said...

Eww those spreads are horrible. Let us know how the snuggly works. I've seen the commercial one to many times now. I just keep thinking when the show the people in the bleachers wearing it "don't their backs get cold".

Amazingly Jason (asshole) didn't cry last night. Shocker there. This truly was my last time to watch that show. Moving right along to something else. Hmm maybe the Rock of Love. lol.

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