Thursday, December 12, 2013

Most Annoying Christmas Ad

They're back!!

Yes, I'm talking about the Pajamagram ads.  Always suggestive and provocative...and very annoying.  It wouldn't be so bad, but they run every fifteen minutes on all channels. 
 
The adult ones are quite provocative and suggestive beyond what Grandma J would consider a pajama ad.  Of course Grandma J loves her some sweats that take her directly from bed to walking JJ....and maybe beyond to a quick trip to Starbucks.
 
Then we have the family look-a-like pajamas.  No one is left out of this line of pajamas, not even the dog or cat.   Seriously, do cats wear hoodies?

What is your most annoying Christmas Commercial?  Please don't say the Lexus commercial.  I love it and really think one day it will be under my tree.

XOXO GRANDMA J

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Monday, December 9, 2013

Search and Destroy...

..with a twist from a screwdriver.


That's what happened to my old laptop in more ways than one.   It's been almost a month since my cute little dog, JJ I accidentally  spilled coffee on my laptop, causing it to die a swift and painful death.
I tried to save it by following all the suggestions I received, like using air in a can, a blow dryer on cool, and putting it in rice.  OK, this is where I am tempted to say something about certain ethnic groups who live on rice, but I won't.  I didn't try the rice thing because the only rice I have is rice-a-roni. 

After soliciting suggestions on whether to get a desktop, laptop, or tablet, I decided on the laptop due to the level of familiarity I thought I had. 

The newer desktops are nice with everything built into the monitor, but it's not mobile.  Of course with the Internet on my phone I almost opted for the desktop because it was a bit cheaper, and besides, I hate trying to use the keyboard on my phone...my fingers are too fat.

Now I must say, ordering a laptop over the Internet is pretty easy.  I bought it from Walmart, and picked it up less than an hour later.  I was just too anxious to get it out of the box and start using it right away........
Yeah, famous last words. The part I thought I would love would be the Windows 8, but honestly, it was like learning a whole new language. 


This is your start menu.  Don't go looking for the "start" in the lower left corner.

These are your apps.   Once you open one, don't go looking for a little X in the upper right-hand corner to close it.  Closing apps is a deep dark secret.

 Forget using the touch pad (I'm still a mouse girl), but now it's touch screen to boot!  I won't bore you with all the suicidal thoughts I had when I realized my brain was too full to take in all the new info that Windows 8 required.  Oh yes, and the very next morning my new laptop told me to be patient while it loaded Windows 8.1.

Moving on, I decided to remove the printer disc from my old laptop.   You see, I was trying to re-install my printer to my old laptop when the coffee incident happened.  So now, I thought I'd install my printer on my new laptop.   But....you can't get the DVD drive to open unless the laptop has power!!  So I did what any insane woman would do.....

I pried that drive open with a screw driver.  Yes I did.  And yes, I know I could have removed the back of the laptop with the same screw driver but what fun would that have been?
 
 
Now I have to slowly play the tutorials on how to use my new laptop.  Of course I could have done that to start, but that's not much fun either.
 
Stay tuned because Grandma J has so much to tell you about her lasted adventures and movie reviews.
 

GRANDMA J

    XOXO