BABY BOOMER LYRICS
**Disclaimer** a friend emailed me this and I thought it was silly enough to share with all my good blogger friends. I'm thoughtful that way.
I've always enjoyed being a baby boomer, and the music that dominated when I was younger. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. Here is a short list:
Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
I Can't See Clearly Now!
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
A Whiter Shade of Hair
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
Knock Three Times On the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
I Am Woman Hear Me Snore
On the Commode Again