DEAR MR. WALLYWORLD,
I placed an order recently on the Internet. It was for a USB cable for my Sony MP something player. You don't carry these in your stores, because
I jump in my car and drive the 4.7 miles each way to your store, wondering if the shipping charges would have been cheaper that the gas. Let's see, almost ten miles, with gas at $4.83 per gallon to your store...my head hurts, you do the math.
So, I park, go in, wander
I can't believe it either. It's bird poop. I wasn't sure at first, because..HELLO? Do I put my hand in my hair to find out what just fell out of the sky? Would that put all doubts out of my mind? Once I'm in my car, I look in the rear view mirror...not pretty.
Now, Mr. W., your probably wondering why I'm sharing this with you, right? Well, I see signs like this everywhere.
I would appreciate it if you would do the same and post signs like this on your property. As a precautionary warning.And maybe at least tell me how I shampoo my hair without touching it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.