Thursday, June 19, 2008

..because I'm busy with you-know-who


If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice,
"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Then there's this tidbit:
And this gem:
My thanks to my former co-workers, who risk losing their jobs as Public Servants to send me this kind of stuff.


Keeper Of All Things said...

Hey how can we be sure it was a blond?...oh something shiney....what was I saying?........... LOL

Anonymous said...

Haha. JJ Should keep you busy more often that first one was FUN-ny!

M, Ms. R, Mom, Auntie M, Marey said...

Those are the kind of answers I get in math....from kindergartners!
How's JJ today??

heartshapedhedges said...

Is it just me, or does JJ look like he might be related to Trouble, Trouble Helmsley. Let his hair grow and fluff it up, and Im sure you will see the resemblance.

If you play your cards right, he may be an heir of Trouble's, and if you can outlast the dogs, you may be able to get a little something, and perhaps even by yourself a little cottage at the beach in the OC. Maybe.

(hey public servants of the OC, wouldnt that be fun, you can have your luncheons and training meetings seaside, at Grandma J's oceanfront property!)

The Running Girl said...

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Liz said...

Hmmm... I'm not really a blonde, but that answer made perfect sense. :)