Tuesday, December 9, 2008

GIFTS FOR BLOGGERS



Let's start with some bling from Gyrlz Lyfe! Not that it's computer or blogger related....it's just classy. I would love one for myself, but with the lack of donut shops in Texas, I'm afraid I would have those cute donuts chewed off in no time.


I know most of you are too sophisticated for some of the gift ideas I've posted. In fact you indicated your disdain for the Chicken Poop lip balm...even though it's free range!


I'm beginning to understand that the readers of this blog are diverse and geographically spread out. One in Florida, one in Philly and the other three in Virginia. Technically, I think all of you live together in Australia, but that's just a hunch.

Anyway, here are some more blogger appropriate gifts.


Here we have an air conditioned mouse. It should prevent your hand from sweating as you blog 12 hours a day.

Next we have the illuminated keyboard. Perfect for the night owl who likes to work in covert conditions....like in the dark. These run between $25 - $100.

How about some replacement keys for those days when the world spins off it's axle. Is the world on an axle?



Some of you are closet bloggers....I know who you are....wouldn't it be nice to have a rear view mirror to prevent suspicious aliens from sneaking up on you?

And, how about my new work station with all the conveniences you could ask for. Let me get up and show you.....


That's right.....a built in loo.

21 comments:

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

HAAA!!! That commode chair looks almost identical to the thing we crammed in our VW bus to go across country! I'm having flashbacks, but strangely I want one. I also want the air conditioned mouse. Is there anything you can buy that allows you to blog while Some Other Contraption cleans the house for you and cooks? I suppose a roomba might do the trick, but how about the cooking?

Australia shows up a lot on mine too. And the other day I got one from Slovenia, which ordinarily I'd think was a mistake or just a google search except it WAS a google search and they googled CHESAPEAKE BAY WOMAN. Eerie.

Baby Favorite said...

I think I need that built-in loo for my office at work! Because every time I get up to go to the bathroom (which is NOT OFTEN), I hear my name being called down the hallway. How dare I leave my desk! What am I thinking for GOD SAKES?

What? Me? Hostile?

Tabby @ ♥I Choose Bliss♥ said...

When I saw the last picture I almost died!!
Too Hilarious!!

M, Ms. R, Mom, Auntie M, Marey said...

HA HA HA.....now that's cool....all you need is a microwave and you could stay there all day!!

Anonymous said...

Can you hunt down something for me in leather? If it makes a difference, I've been good this year.

Colin

Caroline said...

All serious bloggers need a built in loo..can't tell you how amny times I have had to go...but hold it because I am too busy blogging! Yes, I have a problem...

Philly said...

Does the built in come in a variety of colors?

#1

CGS said...

Another cool thing I found was a mini-fridge that holds one soft drink and plugs into your USB port. Between that and your built-in loo, you'd never have to leave your computer!

Cool Breeze said...

I see the crapper has arm rests for power squeezin.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my lord...that last one got a big belly laugh from me.
Have you seen the dest work stations w/ a treadmill? I need one of those.
This is very clever...love the a/c mouse, you know it gets hot here as well as TX.
Take care....
Suz

Cortney said...

Haha! you are a mess. I love it!

big hair envy said...

Why can't I come up with one of these handy gadgets? I'd LOVE to invent something that no blogger could live without....that, in turn, would allow me to blog MORE:) Life would be sweet!

sista #2 said...

The terlit would have to have a cushiony seat. Could you imagine the rim marks on your ass if it didn't?

peace
#2

The Running Girl said...

Ha! Love the blogger work station. Keep putting ideas up, because I still have lots of gifts to buy. Yikes!!! How does time fly so fast? Hope you stayed warm last night. We got some sleet here after a high of 81. Gotta love Texas weather.

Life with Kaishon said...

So so funny : ). How do you know who comes to your blog? I have NO idea unless they leave a comment. I have seen that thing that says what town you are from on Suz's blog but I wouldn't put that on my blog because I think some people don't want their information blasted out into public domain : ).

I think we will get the dog but it is up to Gary : ). I told him that everyone in blog world is pulling for the dog and he just laughed. He thinks blogworld is like imaginary friends : ). Don't worry, I told him you are all very real!

The dog is still at the people's house that found it. If Gary says yes we will get it for Kaish on Christmas Eve.

mysecondjournal said...

I heard about that chicken poop a long time ago and always meant to try it..they say it's awesome.
I LOVE LOVE the donut charm bracelet..that is awesome!

The Incredible Woody said...

I'm all about the lighted keyboard - I'm forever working in the dark!

The Incredible Woody said...

I gave my niece, Pita, some of the chicken poop last Christmas. She thought it was great! Mommy? Not so much. Having your little darling going around asking people if they want some chicken poop!! Priceless.

Anonymous said...

Is this your way of telling me what you want for Christmas? I would do the loo, but probably too expensive.
-Kelly

Biddy said...

love it!

"lack of donut shops"??? what part of texas do you live in?!?! i'm in abilene and even we have like 10 donut shops!

Katrine said...

Very funny!