Tuesday, March 31, 2009

BAR STOOL BUSTED

Yeah, I know......can it get any stranger?

Evidently The Newark Police responded to a call reporting injuries to a subject crashing a motorized bar stool, and he was intoxicated.



Kile W. Wylie was arrested in Newark, Ohio for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool.

You can read the whole Newark, Ohio police report in The Smoking Gun.

Of course my first question was, where is the airbag, and why didn't it deploy?


13 comments:

Pat Jenkins said...

ain't nothin but rednecks in the buckeye state grandma j. that explains it all.. he he!

Busy Bee Suz said...

that is crazy.
I think his mom should be punished for naming him Kile Wylie. (does that rhyme?)
this brings to mind...."You might be a redneck if....."

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I've seen it all!

Karen said...

All good things come from OHIO!! lol

The Incredible Woody said...

Was his name really Kile Wiley?!?

big hair envy said...

HAHAHA! My cousin sent that article to me earlier today!

DUI $500.00
Court Fees $150.00

Never having to wait for a barstool Priceless

Mental P Mama said...

I saw it on MSNBC! He claims he didn't get drunk until afterwards because his head hurt so much. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

Is that a karaoke microphone hanging off the back?

Colin

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I want one. Now.

M said...

Ha! I had heard it on the radio but hadn't seen it...thanks for the laugh and blog idea! I think it would be be fun to ride!!

Life with Kaishon said...

I am pretty sure, when you start inventing motorized bar stools, it is a sure sign that you have a drinking problem. But that might just be me.

That name is something else. I hope she has a daughter named Kylie Wilie. That would be just perfect!

Karen Deborah said...

heee heeee heee haw haw, snort, giggle, guffaw....now I have seen everything! That is one creative drunk, time to dry out!

HappyWifeHappyLife said...

I saw this on TV last night and laughed so hard! Hilarious!!