Monday, March 30, 2009

WHAT IF?

You wake up one Saturday morning, mosey on over and turn on the TV. Before settling down to watch your favorite cartoons, you grab some cold pepperoni pizza a bowl of Cocoa Puffs and a Pepsi banana. You plop yourself down for a couple of hours of fun and adventure...and then this! Yeah, this is what you get!



Dora is no longer the Explorer with the backpack that contains her secret map. The map that helps her and her companion Boots, along with her sidekick Diego, solve mysteries and get out of harms way.

But Dora The Explorer isn't the only favorite character that could be in harms way. What if others suddenly grew up?



What about Casper the Ghost's friend, Wendy The Good Little Witch?



Or little Lulu?....
"Little Lulu, I love you-Lu just the same, just the same, Little Lulu, I love you-Lu just the same.”



Of course nothing would surprise me if Daisy Duck "grew up". After all Minnie gets all the attention. And now Disney has that Hannah Banana chick to compete with too.


One of my favorites is Strawberry Shortcake....God forbid she were to remain young and innocent. With Barbie turning fifty, someone has to fill the gap.


But we have Lisa Simpson. I can't help but think she might start dating and well, it's all about the competition.



Could little Maggie be far behind?


14 comments:

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Did Dora really grow up? Did they really change her? If so, did they make it a separate show and keep the old Dora on her own show or what? This is ridiculous.

I hate change.

But I love the belly button rings in most of Grandma J's grown ups. Not that I'd wear one because that would imply I could find it. My belly button that is.

Now, I need coffee and to make the mad dash to work because this comment has exceeded the allotted length and makes no sense. See above about the need for coffee.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh....this is the funniest thing I have seen. You are a riot!!!
Is that a pack of cigarettes in maggies purse I see???
I knew the Simpson parents were not doing a good enough job...both those girls are strippers NOW!!!
You are too funny....
thanks for making my morning.
Now I am craving some cocoa puffs too...

Cortney said...

Again - too much time on your hands.

I think the new Dora is cute. That's a lot better than I was imagining. She still looks like a kid and not a hooker.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I'm calling Saturday Night Live myself. When are you available to interview??

The new Dora is not bad at all but that Wendy...well I wonder if she can wave that wand over me!

Mental P Mama said...

Everybody is growing up. Sigh.

M said...

...you're too much for me at 6:30 a.m! Now I will be warped all day!

The Incredible Woody said...

Daisy Duck is hilarious!!

heartshapedhedges said...

funny stuff Grandma!

Pat Jenkins said...

i think these cartoon grown ups might excite a lot of the smurfs!

Karen said...

This was excellent! Thanks for the giggle!

Anonymous said...

Mom are phones arent working right and we dont know your number by heart... So we are checking in...

big hair envy said...

Wow. Strawberry Shortcake got fat. Didn't see THAT coming...

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh no! Not Strawberry Shortcake too. She can't be slutty! It just isn't right! : ). Very funny! Laughed my head off.

sista #2 said...

HAHAHA I loved Strawberry Shortcake!!!!! That slut!

Did Dora grow up? I did not know.

peace
#2