Wednesday, April 1, 2009

No Joke

no, this is not an April Fools Day joke....but have a nice day anyway, and behave yourself...mkay?


Have you heard about this? "The Bachelor" producer Mike Fleiss is teaming up with Fox for a new dating-competition series that casts fat "average-looking" people.




And what do you think the name of this show is?

“More to Love"

The show is the first dating show for the rest of us, throwing open its doors to overweight contestants.

Personally, I don't know why these dating shows have ever had a physical requirement one way or the other. I mean, all the bachelorettes have model perfect bodies, why not mix it up?

Remember the year they brought in all the midgets little people? How about Adam Mesch the bachelor on ABC's the Average Joe dating show a few years ago? That was an interesting and fun filled show. I liked Adam.
Why does the bachelor have to trim and slim. Look at Jason? As nice looking as he is, he turned out to be very shallow and fickle....and boring. Molly is the third woman of his dreams and that doesn't even count his ex-wife.

And just to top off the day.....I want you to know that I don't want to discuss my Spank My Fanny Butt Slapping Diet anytime soon. It's come down to this.....the cartoon says it all.


Yeah, I'm gonna bite the bullet, deplete my savings, sorry grandkids, don't cry and probably die on an elliptical trainer in a swanky gym.



16 comments:

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Don't die on us Grandma J, but if you do happen to collapse in the gym, be sure to land on one of those buff personal trainers.

Also, a free way to lose weight is just by picking up walking. Buy (OK so it's not free) one of those tiny step counters and try to get 10,000 steps a day. It's easy exercise but very difficult to reach the 10K steps every day. Yet having a goal keeps you motivated. And when I say you I do not mean me.

Anyway, back to the personal trainer. Yeah, single out one or two nice looking ones and be sure to time your collapse on or near them.

Pat Jenkins said...

i like what chesapeake said. find sombody good to break your fall!!... he he!!... one thing is for sure you keep your diet up and you will have no shot of making that show!!... he he!!

Karen said...

EXERCISE should be one of those banned words. Just the thought of it makes me feel fat. Why is it always so hard to get motivated to shed some pounds and so easy to feel bad about ourselves when we aren't? Shouldn't that be the other way around.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Who gave you that picture of Coach and I????
I would totally watch that show...

I love that cartoon. Good luck.
My Mom did not start exercising until she was about 61 years old. She lost 100lbs by daily workouts and cutting back on sugar....she is the healthiest she has ever been.
Have fun. (???)

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

You need a partner?

hollywood said...

Join Curves!! You will love it!

Mental P Mama said...

Just brought my little butt home from the gym. Have fun;) Oh, and my little butt and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Elm said...

If you have a dog it will drag you around the neighborhood, and you will feel as if you went on a twenty mile hike through the Rockies! I have a little Pomeranian and it exhausts me.

And I've always wondered if those dating shows were "real" or not. If they are real, you just know that for the rest of the "bachelor's" life his chosen girl will constantly question him on if he really had feeling for the other contestants.

The Incredible Woody said...

You go, girl! I bit the bullet and joined weight watchers online yesterday. It is only 9:30am and I have already eaten half my point allotment for the day. This isn't going to be pretty!!

Tabitha in Bliss said...

LOL!! First of all please do NOT die on us in the gym. I've never been a huge fan of the Bachelor, but I may be coaxed into watching some everyday folk fall in love.

Smiles :)

Life with Kaishon said...

This new gym opened in our town. Planet Fitness. It's only $10 a month. Isn't that fantastic. I have paid for 2 months so far. You would never guess how many times I have gone. Ummmmmmmmmmm, let's just say that you could count the visits on one hand. All right, all right. One finger. : (.

Anonymous said...

You're not fat, you're fluffy.
You should try out for that show. I need a good laugh.

Colin

Living on the Spit said...

That would be a fun twist to the Bachelor considering everyone is so over that show and superficial skinny people...I didn't use the b word I WANTED to use.

big hair envy said...

"Spank My Fanny Butt Slapping Diet".....Bwahahahahaha!

mom x 2 said...

hahaha! I love that cartoon! too funny :) I don't do well in the gym, hence why I don't go. But I wish you all the luck!

jojo said...

love the cartoon! I heard about that new dating game...it might be 'interesting' in an odd sort of way.