Thursday, April 9, 2009

Scam Sham Wow...
.... not for mopping up blood

When Vince Shlomi, of Sham Wow fame, isn't mopping up dog pee and his own vomit hawking his absorbent Sham Wow towels, you'll say "Wow" every time, he hangs his hat for $750 a night at the ritzy Setai Hotel in Maimi Beach, FL.

And, when life gets boring, Vince Shlomi, gotta love that name bleaches his hair forks over 1,000 clams for straight sex with a prostitute, Sasha Harris.

....and they party until they run out of booze or something goes wrong because Sasha turns on our Scam Sham Wow guy, Vince.

She obviously, is ungrateful enough to try to bite Vince's tongue off.
She ends up getting arrested, and the $930 in her purse is confiscated. did she pay $70 for booze?

But not before our guy Vince gets really ticked off and he beats the living daylights out of the prostitute, Sasha Harris. He gets arrested too.

He beats her like forever, until she releases his tongue. And off to the hospital he goes.....what was he thinking?

You can read all about it here, and see all the not for prime time bloody photos.......proof that the Scam Sham Wow does not mop of blood.

18 comments:

Jason, as himself said...

Wow! This Sham Wow thing just keeps going forever, and ever, and ever!

Deb said...

I wonder what they do for fun!!!

Busy Bee Suz said...

What a bozo he is.
She had how much money in her purse? hmmmm that is almost my mortgage. I may have to look into this "escort service" profession.

kidding. I would not make much at all...I can't bite someones tongue. yuck.

Jason, as himself said...

Did that come out wrong? I meant that the whole saga keeps going and things keep happening and who knew there would be so much about Sham Wow?

I didn't mean that I'm getting tired of Sham Wow posts. Not at all. :)

I'll shut up now.

Grandma J said...

Jason, it didn't come out wrong. Vince is just one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

Wow. Shazam.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Where are his pants?? Dont answer that! And dont you love that fur collar jacket with the sneekers? Looking all cute lying in that hospital bed. Looks like something I would wear!

Mental P Mama said...

I never did trust that dude;) Oh, and we have one: Sham Won't.

Karen said...

In the top pic he looks like Ace Ventura - Pet Detective LOL!!! It's a scarrrry world out there huh?

Living on the Spit said...

I am just speechless...I wouldn't do him for $1.

Elm said...

At least she found an inventive way to shut him up.

Anonymous said...

Being a pitch fork, I mean pitch man for those towels must pay pretty good. $750 a night for a room and 1k for a hooker. I didn't know straight sex meant rough sex.

Colin

Cortney said...

Man, she tore him up! That's too funny.

Pat Jenkins said...

(sham) wow i did not know about this grandma j! maybe he can use the sham wow to clean up his life!

Life with Kaishon said...

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

Baby Favorite said...

ShamWOW.

Anonymous said...

Grandma J,
I don't think Vince, Sham Whaaaat?, paid $1000 for sex with this, Sham Slut. I think the sex was free he paid $1000 for her to leave, "don't follow me know camera guy"

Charlie's Brother

Anonymous said...

In the Second pick, is he trying to look like Sammy Hagar?