Friday, June 12, 2009


M.I.A.




I'm putting our an all points bulletin for Phillip Johnny Bob. It's been a week now since I sent him first class on a trip to the East Coast, specifically, The Chesapeake Bay to stay with good friends.

He had been down in the dumps ever since JJ bit him he heard we were moving from the Compound to the Spa.


When grandma J told him he was going on a vacation to see fiddler crabs and fire ants Chesapeake Bay Woman, Kids, Mother and Gustaf, he seemed excited.....


Looky, you can see it in his eyes as he readys himself for the journey. He has his new board shorts with him and he's full of glee!




Before alarming everyone, I checked everywhere....I called his friends. JJ and I rode around the 'hood....I even checked in his closet. Yeah, that bin is his closet. You don't have a problem with that, do you?


Does anyone have a funny feeling about this guy? I'm a bit suspicious because he didn't want Grandma J to take his picture. And now I have to question the absence of Grandma J's friend Jack, the Postal Clerk!

I know I shouldn't panic, but the thing is, Phil might be scared, and I don't know how many jelly beans he had in his pocket. Grandma J was going to surprise him when she showed up for the VA Blogfest in July!!

Oh, and another thing, Grandma J is getting a feeling of déjà vu over this.....




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* if you have any information leading to the whereabouts of Phillip Johnny Bob, please let me know.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you put a tracking number on the pkg? I hope you both turn up soon!!
A K teacher

Living on the Spit said...

Oh now...I hope he is found soon!!! This is so scary...what if Johnny Bob ends up in the wrong hands?

Please keep us updated.

Cassie said...

Phillip Johnny Bob is probably in Disneyland visiting Bear Country!! (Is that still there??)
Actually, I heard he was at the courthouse filling out papers to change his name. haha!

Karen Deborah said...

He's probably fighting with Gustave the goose over photo ops.

Busy Bee Suz said...

this is really bad. Really, I am thinking we need to contact John Walsh. He is good at finding the bad guys...how about a good little bear???

hollywood said...

Call Nancy Grace.....she is scarey!

Anonymous said...

janet said...
Oh Grandma J! Now you've gone and gotten me all upset with your personification. I'm seriously afraid that he is lost, alone and scared. (snap out of it, janet!)

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

With any luck, he will have arrived by the time I get home from my weekend away. Our postal system is a bit backwards...do you remember which address you put on it? If you used the P.O. box, that's great. Eventually it willmake it. If you used that other street address, well, that might be the problem. Alhouh we've been assigned 911 addresses, they haven't started officially using them yet. Some carriers like fed ex can figure things out, but others can't.

Hopefully PJB is just enjoying a leisurely trip here. I can also tell you that when I have sent mail TO Texas before it took way longer than it ought to have.

I'll let you know as soon as he arrives. We will make up for lost time.

Anonymous said...

I hate to break it to you, but the bear ran away. He's tired of being your puppet, and the way you dress him funny.

Colin

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

GJ~ Not to worry my dear! The snail mail here is for sure slow but I have NOE NOE fear PJB will show up all smiles!

Jen said...

I had a friend send me something from Maryland and it took foreverrrrr. I think it's that part of the country that is slow. But I will get on my knees tonight, just in case. :D

Pat Jenkins said...

grandma j this is too good... or bad!! i bet the usps did put him on that doomed air france flight? i hope he doesn't end up on some island, the next star on the remake of lost!!!

Life with Kaishon said...

I love your creativity! Love it so much!

And I despearately am awaiting news of Phillip Johnny Bob from Chesepeake Bay! : )

I thought that postal clerk did look suspicious the moment I first saw him! He is hiding something!

mom x 2 said...

Oh NOOOOO! I am sure Phillip Johhny Bob will be found. He is probably hanging out at the beach on Gwynn's Island. I hope he is found soon!

Cortney said...

Oh no! We need an Amber Alert STAT!