After being pushed and proded by friends and family who would love to know every detail of my life, and share every detail about theirs, I finally signed up. Now, it's not exactly my cup of tea, but I have to admit, I do like the Bejeweled Blitz game and Scrabble.
I find it handy that you send me an email everytime one of my grandchildren
However, I do find it a bit over the top that you also find it necessary to alert me on my iPhone everytime anyone has an epiphany to share with the world.
OK, so I can learn to live with those
Oh goodie! Congress wants to give me money? Are you sure? Who told them I was a senior? This is great news, so I'm counting on you, Facebook to send me an email and sound the ringtone on my iPhone as soon as my check is in the mail.
How clever is this? A stairlift! Once again, Facebook, you missed the boat. I don't have stairs, but I sure wish we had something like this while I was still working. Climbing eight floors of stairs was a bi&*ch every time we had a fire drill or the elevators were out of order.
Did someone tell you I needed a new bathtub? I do like the idea of the walk in feature. How many people does it hold? And the free shipping isn't really much of an incentive. Free installation might be.
Yeah.... THIS one takes the cake! You really went over the top with this one, Facebook! I find it rude and insensitive that you insist on bringing my dearly beloved DECEASED mother, Rita, into your ad campaign. You are referring to my mother, right?
Really? You think this guy would be a match for me? Now that would be special.
NO! GET OUT! Now you are really getting my heart pumping. This guy Googled me? For real? Be still my heart!
This one takes the cake. Facebook, I'm really sorry but I have never filled out a date card. I can only imagine what nuggets of information you would want. hmmmmm.......
Ok, I like Velveeta on just about everything except ice cream.
I go bananas, and could spend hours in Big Lots.
I bring my own snacks to the movies unless someone else wants to buy me stuff.
I pick my toes sometimes when no one is looking, and some people say I snore.
I think that about does it.
Does anyone else get these ads on Facebook? Is Grandma J the only person on earth that thinks Facebook is a bit annoying?