Saturday, June 12, 2010

Amenities...demand them


When JJ moved to the Spa to live with Grandma J, he had to give a $400 deposit, and is obligated to pay $20 a month rent!    That's right.....he has to pay rent, even though the floozy in the next building over pays nothing extra for her live-in boyfriend!  




Now, Grandma J has b&*ched and moaned about the lack of landscaping and other essential amenities that have been visibly absent for over a year now.   The original contractor went belly up, and the parent company ended up in bankruptcy......can you say cry me a river?

A new owner came on site a month ago....raising the rent and upping the pet fees.  

JJ wants his $20 worth of amenities.......so he made some demands.



That's right.....he made a few demands....




To his own personal specifications............



Including the mandatory landscaping...........

Grandma J wants to know JJ's secret

10 comments:

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

$240 per year plus a $400 deposit? That ought to buy JJ his own separate apartment with live-in chef and groomer.

Mildred said...

What a precious post and the last photo is priceless!!!!!!

Life with Kaishon said...

You got to be flipping kidding me! That is CRAZY! He is worth it though, isn't he? : )

Have a happy weekend in sunny (and hot) Texas!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I have been on pain meds...so what did I miss? they left JJ with you???? Seriously? You are a dog owner now??? Awesome.
I really want to know JJ's secret too. CAN YOU GET HIM IN TOUCH WITH THE PEEPS IN CHARGE OF HEALTHCARE? Please????

Daisy said...

Obviously, JJ has contacts, he knows someone who knows someone, or something! HA! :D

Pumpkin Delight said...

Hmmm, I think I'm going to demand a truck full of firemen install a fire hydrant at my house, I mean some ammenities, too.

loxandlo said...

It is the LEAST they can do for JJ now it's time GJ made her demands!

Ben said...

Seems like the "essential plumbing fixture" is a reasonable demand!

Jen said...

This is hilarious! Love the yellow grass that surrounds the fire hydrant!
I am so HAPPY JJ is with you!!! :D It's only right.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I can see JJ is a take charge kinda dog! You'll have landscaping in no time!
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