Big Brother 11 Is On!


The cast of twelve, and a mystery houseguest start the season.

Bang! right off the bat, there was a mix up. The mystery house guest informed Julie Chen that everyone could tell she was pregnant, and wearing a black go-go outfit with ruffles didn't hide a thing.

AND, she told Julie that she needed four days off to attend Blogfest in VA, and she would be taking Kevin, the drama queen with her.




Julie asked the mystery house guest to step outside, and when she did so, Julie locked the door.



So the producer's had to think fast.....that's where Jesse, from BB10 comes in. He's been hanging around since last season anyway, so he is subbing for Grandma J. I hope everyone is OK with that.


Now, according to the rules this year, and some silly "give me a gigantic wedgie competition", Jesse is the first Head Of Household...to be referred to as HOH from here on out. I know who he nominated for eviction, and I know which clic is on slop already, but I won't be a BB spoiler unless you push my buttons this season.


Can you BB fans join me in saying, GAME ON?

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY....
then buy Grandma J a new camera

Last night I went to observe my Texas granddaughter's dance lesson.

She's the one who just graduated from middle school, and should be a model.
opposed to the one who just graduated from pre-K. and is a self-made fashion and accessories model.

This was not a routine I was observing, but rather a whole plethora of moves.
You know what I'm talking about...popping,

locking and dropping....chair freeze and baby freeze...
front swipes and corkscrew dips. Brooklyn up-rocking

The two goofs came along. Besides watching the dance moves, they pretty much emptied the vending machines.

We ended up at Jason's Deli, with stuffed baked potatoes and strawberry shortcake to go.

***WARNING...STOP HERE.... if you don't want to see an almost nude waxed male. (I bet everyone looks)

* Big Brother fans....I have a news flash about Jessie..that probably isn't really news to the super sluethes amongst you. Anyway, it seems our Mr. "I can't get enough of loving myself" has been posing nude for quite some time. I don't want to get my little blog rating dropped in the toilet by posting that stuff, but here is a shot I cleaned up with my upscale version of SHARPIE.