Dancing With The Stars

We are moving right along this season.


Susan the botox Lucci is still dancing...

And so is Cloris the grand marshall Leachman.

I can only imagine these two senior citizens are still there due to the strong arm tactics of the Gray Panthers.

Toni Braxton and Alec Mazzo got the boot. It's all about the votes folks! I personally don't vote because I'm lazy it costs money and I'm cheap.

But hey, weren't those kids great? The band was musically good and visually pitiful.

Here is a local observation....

You Take Me To ...FUNKY TOWN!

...or in the words of Bruno, discribing Warren's dancing the Hustle, "He knows how to funk."

Warren, my favorite, was fantastic doing the Hustle earning a score of 25.

Tonight I actually paid attention to about half of the stars and their dancing. OK, I missed Susan Lucci, but I didn't really miss her.

Cloris, dear Cloris.....ever the star, working her fan base! She spent some time at the famous Farmer's Market in LA schmoosing with her fans, soliciting votes. This is the same venue where I had brunch with my Los Angeles blogger friends, Jason, from The Jason Show, Pumpkin Delight, and my new BFF from down under, Hula Hank from Australia.

Then she hit the dance floor with Corky, doing The Salsa. Bruno excitedly proclaimed that "the girl can still turn a trick....well done."

When asked what motivated her to let loose, Cloris said Corky told her to role-play as a skanky ho! Cloris scored a perfect 21, 7-7-7.

Brook and Derek earned the highest score of 29 doing the jitter-bug, the favorite dance of one of my readers....who probably has the energy and stamina to out do any of them. It was noted that Derek's hair was an official bird sanctuary.

Corky and Juliane (aka, I Love Lucy) scored a whopping 28, putting them in the running.

Tomorrow someone gets the boot. Who will it be?

**Someone, that would be me....brought it to my attention that I only posted one picture. Well, use your imagination for a change I confess that I accidently deleted all the good ones....yes, I did take some excellent ones.....dang camera!

DO THE HUSTLE

Is anyone else tickled pink to see Dancing With The Stars add a few new dances to their repetoire?

Like Cheryl and Maurice doing the Hustle...I loved the get-ups and Cheryls Fro...which took the emphasis off the rumors of her weight gain of five pounds. I couldn't help getting up and dancing with them...every so often shouting "get dowwwwnnnnn". You guys thought I wasn't paying attention this week...but I fooled you, I watched and I danced and boy did I have fun.

It's too bad Chef Rocco didn't make the cut. But come on...who would vote for someone with those ruffled sleeves?

Now isn't that much better? They should have ripped them off sooner.

But look who is still Stayin Alive? Good ol' Cloris! I have to say she did a pretty fine job this week...look at that leg spread? Holy cat's pajamas!

But this is really the stuff that brings in the ratings and votes...seriously, I think it's staged. If it weren't, she would never have earned the coveted.....

Grand Marshall of the Tournament of Roses Parade. I can't think of a better choice. This is the parade of my childhood. My grandparents lived three doors up from the parade route on Colorado Blvd. in Pasadena, and what memories! The only other Grand Marshall that I got excited about was Kate Smith...as she belted out God Bless America. Ok, I liked Kermit The Frog too.

So who's next to get the boot?

Could it be Miss Botox Ericka Kane? With that catty comment being said, she still looks good for her age.

IF LOOKS COULD KILL....the judges

Never mind that she's 82, Cloris Leachman is a force to be dealt with. If and when she gets the old heave ho, they will have to carry her out screaming and kicking.

She did a mambo, and they called her Coconut Mama. Now, I don't know if he's looking for her coconuts, but they ain't under there.

Susan Susan.....you have a great figure and you are a decent dancer, but your face scares me almost as much as Cloris' threats.

Warren Sapp woo'ed the crowd again! I think he is my favorite so far.

And just as I predicted, Jeff Ross was sent home.....

He was such a good sport, and his family was there to support him til the end.