Grandma J Needs Your Help

Today Grandma J is gonna buckle down, bite the bullet, and do some major cleaning.   By major cleaning she means make her bed get down on her hands and knees and scrub stuff and then do some spit and shine stuff.

And no, you don't have to indulge in this drudgery of chasing dust bunnies.   What Grandma J needs from you two loyal friends is much more important and serious.
Please pull out your hair all your resources like your newspaper, or theatre  guide.......jump on your pony Internet browser and scour the web.....

And find Grandma J a good movie for her long lost Friday Matinee....because she's more than ready to escape this Texas humidity see something entertaining, funny, or not. 

Majority rules...Grandma J will let you both decide...

Yes, We Have No Bananas

My access to the internet is hit and miss right now...mostly miss between jet lag, Oakley sunglasses and the Reverend Schuller Hometown Buffet.

*This person is not, and in no way resembles the Reverend Schuller.

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been blogging
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work..
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny

Ok, this is something someone sent me in an email....and since I figured you all might find it cute, I'm sharing.......that's right, that's the kind of person I am. Besides, I'm busy being silly and eating junk food.