Romeo, My Precious Romeo.......... where the heck are you?

Grandma J doesn't usually do PSA's for  crazy women.  No, because  she would consider  that a PMS  alert.
But in this case,  Romeo is more than missing....he's been stolen!! 

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

And,  the reward is more than a box of Milk Bone treats, so Grandma J figured an all out Romeo Alert would be worthwhile.

Here is the article from the Orange County Register:   Woman offers a $100,000 reward.  

That's right, there is an all out alert from his mom, because she really thinks this is a kidnapping by some Mexican Drug Lords.

Note:  Grandma J isn't sure whether that is an official organization, so she capitalized it just in case.

Carol Rudat, (that's Romeo's mom's name) set up a website loaded with all the details concerning Romeo's disappearance, along with the different tiers of rewards offered.  

For instance, if you return Romeo you only get $2,500,  but if you can nail a politician and make sure they spend time in the slammer you get the grand prize of $100,000.  There are other levels of reward too.

Here  Romeo's mother makes a plea, and explains how to go about donating to her campaign war chest  collecting  the different rewards.

Grandma J,  for a brief second considered getting JJ's hair dyed, and putting a Santa suit on him, but seriously,  he would run away, then the cycle would start over again.

For your listening pleasure, here is a sample of  Romeo pleading for someone to take him singing.

One of These Guys Is A Star

...can you guess which one?

Andrew and Peter Facinelli are setting up for a commercial.....a PSA for Alex's Lemonade Stands.


Andrew has been hosting Alex's Lemonade Stands, and raising money for pediatric cancer research  for several years, and was a featured hero four or five years ago.

This is Andrew at his very first Alex's Lemonade Stand in June, 2005.  He was only four years old...and is quite proud of the sign he made!

Just Do It....
...Grandma J did

It's not that she didn't have more funner things to do.  Or that she's an exhibitionist, or likes to get man-handled.....

Or that she does it just so she can wear this gawd awful stunning robe.  And no, she' not that brave.

She does it every year because she doesn't have a co-pay  it can save her life. 

Now, it's your turn.

*just another PSA from Grandma J

Things A Burglar Won't Tell You
a PSA by Grandma J

 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week
 cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.


 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.


 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.


4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.


5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.


6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if  it's set. That makes it too easy.


7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink.  And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.


8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

 9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.) Kind of like the giant Ortho bug!


10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.


12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.


13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you  can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com)

14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.


15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

16. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If  your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

17. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting  it?


18. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're  home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd  like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close  the blinds, just to pick my targets.


19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page.  It's easier  than you think to look up your address.


20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during  the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.


21. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door.  Occasionally, I  hit the jackpot and walk right in.


Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky, security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com, and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.


 Protection for you and your home If you don't have a gun, here's a more  humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you. (I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat.)


 Wasp Spray.

A friend, who is a receptionist in a  church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection.

She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead.  The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a  lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you.

The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote.  She keeps a can  on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention  from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby  at home for  home protection...