Yeah, I know......can it get any stranger?
Evidently The Newark Police responded to a call reporting injuries to a subject crashing a motorized bar stool, and he was intoxicated.
Kile W. Wylie was arrested in Newark, Ohio for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool.
You can read the whole Newark, Ohio police report in The Smoking Gun.
Of course my first question was, where is the airbag, and why didn't it deploy?
13 comments:
ain't nothin but rednecks in the buckeye state grandma j. that explains it all.. he he!
that is crazy.
I think his mom should be punished for naming him Kile Wylie. (does that rhyme?)
this brings to mind...."You might be a redneck if....."
I've seen it all!
All good things come from OHIO!! lol
Was his name really Kile Wiley?!?
HAHAHA! My cousin sent that article to me earlier today!
DUI $500.00
Court Fees $150.00
Never having to wait for a barstool Priceless
I saw it on MSNBC! He claims he didn't get drunk until afterwards because his head hurt so much. Idiot.
Is that a karaoke microphone hanging off the back?
Colin
I want one. Now.
Ha! I had heard it on the radio but hadn't seen it...thanks for the laugh and blog idea! I think it would be be fun to ride!!
I am pretty sure, when you start inventing motorized bar stools, it is a sure sign that you have a drinking problem. But that might just be me.
That name is something else. I hope she has a daughter named Kylie Wilie. That would be just perfect!
heee heeee heee haw haw, snort, giggle, guffaw....now I have seen everything! That is one creative drunk, time to dry out!
I saw this on TV last night and laughed so hard! Hilarious!!
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