Friday, April 18, 2008

FOR THE LOVE OF COLON

Today is a busy day. Today is the day I pay tribute to the Colon, and this is the Colon Family Crest.

But my colon doesn't have a crest....but it's clean as a whistle and free of anything.

My doctor wants to take a routine peek and honestly? He seems gleeful when he says that. This will be the "once over" type of peek, not like the one I had last year where you have to be sedated because they take a throat culture a thorough look around.

So, because I had to fast and couldn't get scheduled until noon, I haven't had anything except one cup of black coffee since six o'clock last night.

You guys all enjoy your morning bagels, donuts and rich danish pastries.....yeah, go ahead, eat them in front of me. Slab on that butter and cream cheese, see if I care.

Later!!

5 comments:

Cortney said...

Good job! That's exactly what a Cancer Information Specialist (me) likes to hear!

No red or purple jello the day before either!!!

heartshapedhedges said...

YUCK! And, as for breakfast, my preference would be a CINNABON, do they have those in TX?

Anonymous said...

One of my mother's friends just had one of those and adorned her hiney with a large red satin bow with something written on it (that I now can't remember . . . .). I bet that surprised the docs a bit. I hope your procedure was painless and had good results.
Karen B.

heartshapedhedges said...

Um, last we heard you were on your way to have your rear end examined. Are you back yet? Are you stuck at some doctors office with a hose up your butt? Hope you are ok. Let us know, we are starting to worry.

Life with Kaishon said...

I wish I would have known you then because you know I would have been praying!