If you were an actress, and you got a call from a central casting to do a commercial for a pharmacutical company, how excited would you be?
What about doing a commercial for a product like Phillips Colon Health products? Ok, it's really almost a PSA but with a pay check.
Taking care of ones colon is a serious matter. God only knows that Grandma J makes no bones about taking care of her colon by getting it
Now let's say you signed on with Phillips, and go on a whirlwind tour promoting their colon cleansing products. Kind of like when Pioneer Woman jets around the country promoting her book at signings and on all the daytime TV shows.......
WOMAN: You’re the colon lady!
COLON LADY (grinning from ear to ear): Diarrhea constipation gas bloating that’s me!
Here's a short clip of The Colon Lady as she proudly boasts about her new identity...
This is almost as irritating as the woman who yells....at Toby's new trick!
8 comments:
HA HA! I think I'm glad I'm not famous---at least, I'm glad I'm not famous for being the colon lady anyway!! Funny post! Thanks for making me smile. :-)
I'd rather watch Toby and his bottom-itching ways any day over this!
Women will do anything for a buck. You'd never catch a man doing that commercial.
Colin
I think this is a better ad than the one about the birth control ring, with the swimmers! GAH! Of course, who wants to talk about our colons?
I can't view videos on my ridiculous dial-up ,but I did enjoy the e-mail you sent earlier today. You know, the one about the bridges and monuments and what not.
No, perhaps you wouldn't see a man doing a commercial for a colon product. They do Viagra or Cialis commercials where even erectile dysfunction is made to look like a good thing, what with their e_____tions that last over 3 hours and all. "Call your doctor if you ________tion lasts over 3 hours."
Really? Don't you think the WOMAN should be calling the doctor if that's the case?
I'm way off track here. Good night!
Yep, that is annoying. I would rather live with Toby. :0
Although...colon health is very important to me too. That is why we discuss such things at the dinner table.
Oh my word. She is annoying. I DO love that special purple tote bag though... I might do it just for the tote bag.
Or not!
Nothing is sacred anymore!
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