If you were an actress, and you got a call from a central casting to do a commercial for a pharmacutical company, how excited would you be?
What about doing a commercial for a product like Phillips Colon Health products? Ok, it's really almost a PSA but with a pay check.
Taking care of ones colon is a serious matter. God only knows that Grandma J makes no bones about taking care of her colon by getting it
Now let's say you signed on with Phillips, and go on a whirlwind tour promoting their colon cleansing products. Kind of like when Pioneer Woman jets around the country promoting her book at signings and on all the daytime TV shows.......
And, how fun would it be to see your face plastered on the walls of the airport terminal as you walk along on the people mover.....similar to the Geico Apes.
And look how special you are with your very own Purple Colon Health carry-on bag? Grandma J just loves free corporate gifts.
And the excitement would never end when stranger's come running up to you!
WOMAN: You’re the colon lady!
COLON LADY (grinning from ear to ear): Diarrhea constipation gas bloating that’s me!
Then, you proceed to hand out samples of Phillips Colon Cleansing kits!
Here's a short clip of The Colon Lady as she proudly boasts about her new identity...
This is almost as irritating as the woman who yells....at Toby's new trick!