Did Anyone Watch?

I won't be reviewing Dancing With The Stars this season...but I will be watching and commenting when I get the urge to be a totally catty bi*ch critique something newsworthy, or when someone makes an ass out of themselves. So, don't come hear looking for a full blown review, because you won't get one will be sadly disappointed.

Having said that....I was surprised to see former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Melissa Rycroft compete on DWTS instead of Nancy O'Dell. The Access Hollywood host backed out due to injury. Melissa did fine, and I think she'll be great on the show. take that Jason!

Steve Woszniak, co-founder of Apple, also appeared on DWTS tonight. I think he just might be our new "Cloris Leachman-ish" dancer. It was comical watching him try to be cool on the dance floor.....geek that he is. He said it was the most fun he has ever had, and he might need a drug test before next Monday. Huh? Well, he isn't totally geeky, I mean he's had four wives..which is a relief to know because it means not all women marry for money or drugs looks and sex.

There were other interesting dancers this year...like Little Kim, who, while probably a good rapper, practiced ballroom dancing during her stay in the Philadelphia Detention Center.

Another interesting guy this season is Ty Murray, a retired rodeo champion. He needs help...seriously, major help in the dancing department. If he could just pretend his partner, Chelsie Hightower was a bull, then.....hmmmm, let's see how he does next time. Incidentally, Ty's wife, singer, Jewel, is also competing this season.

Another tidbit is Julianne Hough's dancing partner is her real life boyfriend, Chuck Wicks.

So, readers reader, are you watching Dancing With The Stars this season? Is anyone watching?

YOO HOO, I'm Back

My doctor's visit was pretty routine. You know...the usual get your vitals taken, then follow the nurse to door number three. Remember, this is a new doctor for me, my fourth...and not the one I expected.

After listening to my boobs heart, he went over my meds, and left.

That freed up my day enough that I could go shopping. I bought a new Fossil Purse, and then headed on out to one of my favorite stores..

Bed Bath and Beyond, again. There is one thing that drives me crazy, and this is where I go absolutely insane...

....when I see stuff like this. Please God, what is it about Texas? I mean they don't have an ocean, or mountains or Mickey Mouse!

You would never see this in a store...anywhere....ever!

So I bought this! And if I can stomach it, I will watch the second night of "After The Rose" while I sand exfoliate my mustache. Maybe someone will shoot Jason, or at least hurt him so we can watch him cry like a little girl again.

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME.....

....is Mary Delgado, former 'Bachelor' winner and NFL cheerleader, arrested AGAIN!

When I say again, I'm not using the term lightly. It seems Mary Delgado, who accepted a televised proposal from professional bass fisherman Byron Velvick on season six of the "The Bachelor," was arrested in the border town of Del Rio Texas after refusing to leave a local bar.

Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later.

Now if you think that's bad, then you aren't being fair to Mary. Afterall, all these charges mean is that some woman was jealous and made the bartender cut her off.



Byron and Mary at happier times

Oh yeah, the AGAIN part......
Seems sweet Mary caused this headline just a year ago...

"Bachelor" Byron Gets His Ass Kicked.

That's right, Mary hauled off and let him have it! According to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Department, Mary Delgado punched Byron, causing his upper lip to bleed. She was arrested in Tampa, Florida for alleged domestic battery.

The incident occurred Wednesday just after midnight. Cops say alcohol was a factor.

Is it just me or do you think the next Bachelor show should just let the fists fly?

BILLY MAY I?

Billy Mays is a TV infomercial icon. The first time I saw him was on the Home Shopping Network or QVC, I really can't remember which show it was. He was probably hawking the Ginsu knife or the vegamatic thing...it doesn't matter.

Over the years Billy has endorsed and demonstrated everything from Oxy stuff, to Orange stuff, to Hercules Hooks, Silly Putty stuff, kaboom stuff, weed whackers, clothes steamers, windshield repair goop, snake oil, and who knows, zillions of other things. Not only does he demonstrate this stuff, but it all seems to work great when he does it. His commercials are aired at a high decibel with his booming voice jolting me out of a sound sleep a dozen times a night.

Somewhere along the road to success, and in the middle of eating a blooming onion, Billy became the CEO of his own company. He recently ventured out and became the pitchman for Health Insurance! For cripes sakes, his plan beats the socks of of Hillary-care or Obama-care. Billy makes more money than the e-trade baby and he has more clout.

I'm thinking of trying this handy dandy product that Billy is hawking. It's the Big City Slider.

Who has this? Anyone? My only hesitation is finding itty bitty hamburger buns. On the other hand, I wonder if I can use my cupcake pan to make these cute buggers. What do you think?

I worry about Billy Mays, because he's getting older, and lately he can't do the things a younger Billy used to do. Just the other night I was watching him demonstrate how to clean a tub with Oxy Stuff....and he nearly killed himself.


Then the producers were getting mad because Billy Mays kept screwing up his lines, and got downright ticked. He started acting bizarre.....


His new products were going a bit over the top.

And they weren't playing well despite Billy's charming ways. I heard a rumor that Billy wants to change directions in his career. He's been picked to star in a reality show.

Billy Mays is the new Bachelor!

BB10 news......did everyone see Jerry fall in the pool? I want them to show him putting his boogers under the cushions in the patio furniture, but they won't...darn it.