Two Days To Untangle

......and pack important stuff.



Like this stuff, minus the book.

It's been a busy couple of days, and today is no different.....doctors, banks, a pedi, dogs, grandkids, ice cream.....blah, blah, blah.


So, I will be back later to fill you in on my hair pulling and crying spells on my progress towards Blogfest.

And, just because I love you all, especially the two of you who picked B in the poll on the right, I will leave you with a cute little something.

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Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed Him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water!

She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said,"He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

WE INTERRUPT TODAY .....

Due to lack of chocolate technical difficulties beyond our control, and because I'm out of some stuff and the roads are icy, today's post has been delayed due to technical difficulties and the lack of ice on the roads.....

So, for your listening enjoyment amusement, here is a kitty who still holds on to the notion that squatters have rights.

Or, if you hold still, they will think you're an ornament.

Do you have a cat? does it have a fondness for your Christmas tree?

WHO LET THE DOG.....

....play in the toilet?

I know what you are thinking...That Grandma J will use any attention grabbing title just to sucker me in. To that I say...."aren't you insightful"

Now back to the subject at hand. But before we do, I think I have a seed off my ham on rye sandwich lodged under the S key on my laptop. Anyone know how to clean under the keys on a laptop?

Ok, here we go. As you can see, I have writer block today..which is why I'm going to introduce you to some pets who love to waste water. Talk about huge carbon foot prints! Oh...and these are not my pets...they are random pets.

The dog goes first.....



Now these cats get a turn in the bathroom. This can be your new ringtone...



Say goodnight Grandma J....

Goodnight!

Mirror Mirror On The Wall..

Who hasn't had this happen to them?

You find something festive that you would like to slip into.

It seems a little small, but you're QUITE SURE that in recent years, you've worn this size. So you work with it.

You try it on different ways.....

From different angles you examine yourself. Finally, you admit that it does feel A LITTLE tight.

Someone offers you a larger size, which you find highly insulting.

I mean, it might be a tight fit, but you still look GOOD!

FLUFF AND STUFF

I want to try and give you something to fill the voids in your life while I'm in transit for my vacation. Just the thought of some of you working a full day would be brutal punishment. So, please excuse me for the fluff....it's just a little filler and an excuse to sleep on the plane and drool on the person next to me.

These cats are up to no good. I just know it, they are mobilizing unlike JJ, he would just chase them, no forethought, just spontaneous combustion. Isn't it funny how birds run from dogs, but trust cats?

My sister had a dog that smiled like this every time I'd visit. How goofy is that? This guy might be smiling but do you get the feeling he is really mocking us humans....sort of?

Oh yes, sibling rivalry, that's what this one says. Unless of course it's a nasty case of domestic violence. Or someone cutting in front of someone else when the cashier said "I'll help the next person in line".

And this guy? how many of you have a dog that does this? My dog wasn't a digger, but every once in a while he did his little macho dance, with a touch of Macarena with his hind legs....or maybe it was the Soupy Shuffle?

THIS SATURDAY, SAY AWE...

I don't know if there's any shared DNA going on here. One thing I do know, you don't have to be an animal lover to feel the sweet harmony between these furry friends. Do you have a favorite? I do!