Wednesday, August 6, 2008


Top Ten Reasons Why Grandma J Isn’t Currently Dating Kelsey Grammer


1. Kelsey is busy on the talk show circuit.

2. Kelsey is in the hospital with heart palpitations

3. Kelsey isn't in Grandma J's cell phone "circle".

4. Aqua Aerobics isn’t Kelsey’s idea of “dating”

5. Grandma J’s emails are being hijacked by Kelsey’s jealous wife

6. Kelsey Grammer is too old for Grandma J.

7. Kelsey Grammer is too young for Grandma J

8. JJ scares the ”bee jeeses” out of Kelsey’s dog

9. Grandma J doesn’t want to cheat on Mel

And the number ten reason Grandma J isn't currently dating Kelsey grammer?........
to be answered by Grandma J's friends

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know why you need a reason not to date that goof ball. Mel yes, Kelsey, NO.

Colin

Grandma J said...
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heartshapedhedges said...

He doesnt live in Texas, and long distance dating would require too many trips through that crazy little airport you've got.

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

Because you would spend all of your time jet-setting and you would no longer have time to entertain and educate you bloggy friends.

Karen said...

I think you have a boyfriend at the compound...no time for Kelsey. BTW his wife used to model nekked.

suz said...

Oh, so funny. You are a NUT.
Love the chuckles. thanks.

Cortney said...

10. Because Grandma J talks in 3rd person and that creeps Kelsey out???

nick said...

b/c you're eloping with nick in charleston!! lol

M, Ms. R, Mom, Auntie M, Marey said...

...because he hasn't read her blog yet?

CATHY said...

Awww, just stick with Mel. Give the guy a chance..

Grandma J said...

oh boy, you guys are funny. BTW, I deleted a comment that wasn't in a language I knew. I put it in a translator, but I couldn't figure out which language I wanted to interpret. Sorry foreign guy!

Cortney, Grandma J has to talk in the third person so she doesn't seem so one dimensional.

Oh nick, I heart you, dude!

Carol, yeah, Mel is a favorite of mine.

Lacking Productivity said...

I totally love this!

Caution Flag said...

Because if you got married you would become Grandma Grammer and that sounds odd.

The Dorsey Boys said...

Seriously?! He seems too much like his Frasier character from Cheers. Besides, you have enough good ooking men in your life- the grandsons!

mysecondjournal said...

Kelsy does not have an Academy Award and is not good enough for Grandma J

jlo said...

Because Kelsey doesn't appreciate Big Brother like Grandma J does!!

hollywood said...

Date the guy floating in the pool with you---you have already seen him semi-nekkid. Do not date the guy looking like he might fall into the pool.

Pumpkin Delight said...

I like Cortney's and Nick's answer the best. Theirs made me forget my not as funny response. I am a bit creeped out about Mel Gibson though, really?

foolery said...

I think Caution Flag wins.

I was gonna say, "Because if he's anything like the Kelsey Grammer who was the Grand Marshall of the Pioneer Days parade about 20 years ago, RUN." But I think he's cleaned up his act, so never mind.

You crack me up, lady!