Top Ten Reasons Why Grandma J Isn’t Currently Dating Kelsey Grammer
1. Kelsey is busy on the talk show circuit. 
2. Kelsey is in the hospital with heart palpitations3. Kelsey isn't in Grandma J's cell phone "circle".
4. Aqua Aerobics isn’t Kelsey’s idea of “dating”
5. Grandma J’s emails are being hijacked by Kelsey’s jealous wife
6. Kelsey Grammer is too old for Grandma J.
7. Kelsey Grammer is too young for Grandma J
8. JJ scares the ”bee jeeses” out of Kelsey’s dog
9. Grandma J doesn’t want to cheat on Mel
And the number ten reason Grandma J isn't currently dating Kelsey grammer?........to be answered by Grandma J's friends
19 comments:
Well, I don't know why you need a reason not to date that goof ball. Mel yes, Kelsey, NO.
Colin
He doesnt live in Texas, and long distance dating would require too many trips through that crazy little airport you've got.
Because you would spend all of your time jet-setting and you would no longer have time to entertain and educate you bloggy friends.
I think you have a boyfriend at the compound...no time for Kelsey. BTW his wife used to model nekked.
Oh, so funny. You are a NUT.
Love the chuckles. thanks.
10. Because Grandma J talks in 3rd person and that creeps Kelsey out???
b/c you're eloping with nick in charleston!! lol
...because he hasn't read her blog yet?
Awww, just stick with Mel. Give the guy a chance..
oh boy, you guys are funny. BTW, I deleted a comment that wasn't in a language I knew. I put it in a translator, but I couldn't figure out which language I wanted to interpret. Sorry foreign guy!
Cortney, Grandma J has to talk in the third person so she doesn't seem so one dimensional.
Oh nick, I heart you, dude!
Carol, yeah, Mel is a favorite of mine.
I totally love this!
Because if you got married you would become Grandma Grammer and that sounds odd.
Seriously?! He seems too much like his Frasier character from Cheers. Besides, you have enough good ooking men in your life- the grandsons!
Kelsy does not have an Academy Award and is not good enough for Grandma J
Because Kelsey doesn't appreciate Big Brother like Grandma J does!!
Date the guy floating in the pool with you---you have already seen him semi-nekkid. Do not date the guy looking like he might fall into the pool.
I like Cortney's and Nick's answer the best. Theirs made me forget my not as funny response. I am a bit creeped out about Mel Gibson though, really?
I think Caution Flag wins.
I was gonna say, "Because if he's anything like the Kelsey Grammer who was the Grand Marshall of the Pioneer Days parade about 20 years ago, RUN." But I think he's cleaned up his act, so never mind.
You crack me up, lady!
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