Countdown to Blogfest

In just seven days, Grandma J will be on the first flight out of town on her way to the Chesapeake Bay. It's the first annual blogfest for the bloggers who are way too freaky cool for the other Blog event smack in the middle of nowhere the humid center of the country.

Yes, the majestic beauty of the coast of Virginia beckons Grandma J. She'll meet up with dozens of bloggers from all four corners of the earth. Corners like California, Texas, Connecticut and Margaritaville. Bloggers that are currently total strangers.....but not for long.

She'll be staying right on a creek full of an abundance of fiddler crabs and blue snakes wild sea life. So far there is only one problem....but don't fret, I'm sure there will be more as the week goes by.

Today, let's deal with the problem at hand, shall we?

This is Grandma J's suitcase. Yeah, it's too full. I need your help in narrowing down my choice of things to take with me. Let's start with my flip flops. I have three pair in that suitcase, and I probably only need one pair. But....which pair?

Pair #1 These are cute and feminine, don't ya think? I'm not sure the color red will go with everything though.

Pair #2 These look nice and comfy, and are sure to keep my feet warm. I wonder if they will be compatible with my swimwear?

Pair #3 These definitely say "Look at me, I'm near a pretty big body of water". Can I wear these in town?

Which ones should I take?

Today I Washed Windows

How is that for a title? So original, because that's exactly what I did today.

I have a total of four friggin windows and they are clean...inside and out.

Notice that my neighbor still has her incredibly ugly archway trellis thing, and nothing has grown on it in the thirteen months I've lived here. Of course I'm above pointing out my neighbors lack of taste and style...but you already knew that. I really wanted to share my new window cleaner with you....

This stuff. It is remarkable....no streaks at all, no redos! I'm guessing you are just as excited as I am..I can feel it! and notice how I shot that picture at an angle like PW does...yeah, works for her.

During my extensive shopping spree, I bought these flip flops....the only footwear that Grandma J would allow if making up all the rules in the universe was up to her. These are also the only Speedos you will ever see Grandma J wear! Except for a Speedo sports bra....and you just have to take my word on that one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
On another subject......did anyone hear about this guy?

Man Jumps Off Taxiing Airliner


The unidentified man opened a door and slid down an inflatable emergency chute.

A 26-year-old passenger on board an American Airlines jet from Charlotte to Dallas opened a door and slid down an inflatable emergency chute Tuesday as the aircraft waited to taxi to its gate at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport.

Nick, You live in Charlotte, right? Was that you coming to see Nana J here in Texas? I miss you snookums.