Today I Washed Windows

How is that for a title? So original, because that's exactly what I did today.

I have a total of four friggin windows and they are clean...inside and out.

Notice that my neighbor still has her incredibly ugly archway trellis thing, and nothing has grown on it in the thirteen months I've lived here. Of course I'm above pointing out my neighbors lack of taste and style...but you already knew that. I really wanted to share my new window cleaner with you....

This stuff. It is remarkable....no streaks at all, no redos! I'm guessing you are just as excited as I am..I can feel it! and notice how I shot that picture at an angle like PW does...yeah, works for her.

During my extensive shopping spree, I bought these flip flops....the only footwear that Grandma J would allow if making up all the rules in the universe was up to her. These are also the only Speedos you will ever see Grandma J wear! Except for a Speedo sports bra....and you just have to take my word on that one.
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On another subject......did anyone hear about this guy?

Man Jumps Off Taxiing Airliner


The unidentified man opened a door and slid down an inflatable emergency chute.

A 26-year-old passenger on board an American Airlines jet from Charlotte to Dallas opened a door and slid down an inflatable emergency chute Tuesday as the aircraft waited to taxi to its gate at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport.

Nick, You live in Charlotte, right? Was that you coming to see Nana J here in Texas? I miss you snookums.

FRIDAY MATINEE DELAYED...or what else is new?
Unless the fact that it's Friday the 13th tells you to cancel everything.

Hopefully this Friday Matinee..delayed, won't become the norm. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I won't be able to keep my commitment to you this week. I'm sure last Friday's delay is just a distant memory, but let me refresh it for you....I went to the ER, remember now?

The doctor wanted me to return in exactly one week for more ex rays because we know last weeks diagnosis was "Beats Me" inconclusive. So off I go for an early morning office visit with a side order of ex rays because why not suck every dollar you can out of my insurance company?

They have this sign in the reception area.
I don't know if they are looking for traffic accident volunteers, or victims.
I would have taken advantage of the quick service but I think it involves police reports and civil lawsuits.

Sunday will be Father's Day at The Movies, so that should be a blast, except for JJ who is usually left out of the loop. I have to tell you, JJ gets a bit ticked because his BGFF Tabatha goes everywhere...for real. Sunday's movie should be a welcome change for some of you from the normal chick flicks I like because Master Sergeant John will be doing the picking.

This afternoon, I have my aqua aerobics at the pool in my senior compound.
How many ways can you say FUN? Life doesn't get much better, unless you top it all off with a Twinkie.

DUE TO EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND OUR CONTROL
Like a trip to the ER, FRIDAY MATINEE HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DELAYED UNTIL MONDAY... or whenever Grandma J can eat popcorn on her own without being hand-fed.

In the meantime, check back later for a surprise post about the Disney Princesses. Nothing earth shattering, because to expect Grandma J to risk life and limp peck out anything lavish with just her left pinkie would definitely be considered cruel and unusual punishment. However, you can expect it to be full of pomp and circumstances with just a tad of fluff.