Tuesday, November 18, 2008


.....which was in response to, "let me know when you get to the gate".

Don't you just love the way I explain stuff so that it makes absolutely no sense?

Yeah, it's text talk, and it started like this, picture it......

Grandma J is watching nothing important on TV, in her skivvies jammies, when out of the blue she gets a text message from her granddaughter..

"hey what are you doing right now"

Me texting back, "nothing special, why?"

Granddaughter, "we're on our way over"

Me, "WTF? Right now?"

Granddaughter, "yeah, we're almost there, I'll let you know when we get to the gate."

So, I scramble to find my bra get dressed, hide the bottle of gin, and take a swig of listerine. When they arrive at the gate, I run out with my remote and the car behind them let them in.

Here are the divas, in a New Tahoe!

The boys are in the back, and they tell me to go back in and get some shoes on so we can go out to dinner!

My grandson, in his moonshoes high tech sneakers...and I'm sure that's not what he'd call them, ducks the camera.

We had a nice dinner at Chili's and talked about the new Tahoe. They didn't buy it, they were on a test drive. Huh? shouldn't we be getting it back to the dealership? Evidently they were keeping it overnight....and they took it off the lot on Sunday! A two day test drive?

Maybe they can take one of these on a two day test drive.


Busy Bee Suz said...

You are too funny...hide the gin and swig the listerine. find your bra...you crack me up.
I test drove a yukon a few years back and took it for the whole weekend....I took my girlscouts on a field trip. crazy dealerships.
I love Chili's and those moon shoes are quite cute. I bet I could almost jog in them!!!
I love your family!

Unknown said...

Those sneakers rock : ). Do they love the tahoe? I like the idea of a 2 day test drive! Very cool! I also LOVE that you text message. It makes you even cooler in my opinion. Now, all you need to do is start facebooking and you are going to be the COOLEST GRANDMOTHER ON THE PLANET...well, maybe you already are the coolest Grandmother on the planet. Who can keep track of these things.

Laurel (without Hardy) said...

I feel you on the listerene. That happens when I'm getting a surprise! visit from my mom.

I love me some Chilis. It's nice that you're so involved with your family. I haven't heard from my grandparents in two years. Since my parents had seven kids we were the black sheep. They got mad because I quit nursing and was therefore crazazy.

I agree with the above post, you must be the coolest grandma on the planet :)

Deb said...

Oh you are too funny! I would have to hide the vodka and change out of my uniform (jammies).

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I've never heard of a two-day test drive either. That's longer than some people date before they get married.

Jason, as himself said...

That's a fun surprise!

I can just imagine you drinking gin from the bottle in your recliner, in nothing but your Grandma J panties.

That's what I want to do when I retire. Well, except the part about wearing Grandma J panties. I'll wear Grandpa J boxers.

Biddy said...

that's awesome! i *heart* tahoes...

and i think they would have a hard time explaining to the car dealer why granny took off in the car and no one has seen her since

CGS said...

I think it's great that your family lives close enough that they can swing by and surprise you like that. Neither of our parents lives nearby (3 hour drive or 3 hour flight) so we couldn't do anything like that. Enjoy!

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