I'm in the process of compiling a list of things I resolve to do....or not. I thought I would share with you what I've tentatively come up with so far:
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump...how can we forget when Rita forgot to replace the nozzle!
Always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
If I'm having a bad day, don't take it out on others.
Make every effort to drive closer to the speed limit
Never ever park your BMW next to a fire hydrant.
Always make sure your foot is on the brake, and not the accelerator when you are behind a transit bus. Otherwise, just tell the cops you are Shirl the girl.....Rita's sister.
Try and schedule at least one field trip for your pooch.
And last but not least......
Your mother wasn't kidding when she reminded you to always wear clean underwear, "just in case" you play twister.Do you have any resolutions you want to share?
