Monday, December 29, 2008

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS 2009



I'm in the process of compiling a list of things I resolve to do....or not. I thought I would share with you what I've tentatively come up with so far:


Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump...how can we forget when Rita forgot to replace the nozzle!


Always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.



If I'm having a bad day, don't take it out on others.


Make every effort to drive closer to the speed limit


Never ever park your BMW next to a fire hydrant.


Always make sure your foot is on the brake, and not the accelerator when you are behind a transit bus. Otherwise, just tell the cops you are Shirl the girl.....Rita's sister.

Try and schedule at least one field trip for your pooch.

And last but not least......


Your mother wasn't kidding when she reminded you to always wear clean underwear, "just in case" you play twister.

Do you have any resolutions you want to share?



11 comments:

Tabby ~ Godzchyld said...

LMAO!!! Now that's funny!!

Happy New Year!!

Pumpkin Delight said...

Ewwww! That last one is wrong in so many ways.

Life with Kaishon said...

OH DEAR GOODNESS : ). Reminds me of Kaish! Gosh, I love that little kid : ).

I was going to mention how people would love the appetizers even though cream cheese was in them just because people always do that to you! But I refrained : ).

My resolution is to cut my freak outs down to once a week. Lately I have been having about one ever other (ok, ok EVERY SINGLE) day!

Chesapeake Bay Woman said...

I resolve to never, ever, bend over in front of a camera with my nasty old stained underwear on. Ever. Never!

Too funny. What will Grandma J. be doing for NYE and how many men will be in attendance? Whatever you do, do NOT play Twister!

Cortney said...

EWWWWWW! I don't want to know what kind of website you were looking at to find THAT picture. Maybe we need to put a content filter on your computer!

Tins and Treasures said...

What was that... 'Strip Twister'?! And I thought Twister was a kid's game. All pics were just too funny! Happy New Year.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I love all of your ideas...very smart!!!
I have nothing to add though...I never am able to keep mine. I always wear clean underwear when playing twister though..I am no dummy. :0

Cool Breeze said...

I could almost smell that last pic.

Big Hair Envy said...

OMG!!! I needed that laugh this morning!!!

You know what my resolution is. I forgot to post the South Beach link earlier. It is now up.

M, Ms. R, Mom, Auntie M, Marey said...

I thought the pictures were pretty good until I got to the last photo and, since I hadn't had breakfast yet, began to gag! Thanks Grandma J....I will have to read your blog after I have something in my stomach from now on!

HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR '09 from sunny S.D!

Katrine said...

Hilarious!